Premier League Saints versus Reading Championship Brighton versus Crystal Palace League One Bournemouth versus Yeovil Southern League Division 1 South and West AFC Portsmouth versus Gosport Borough
You can be unnecessarily quite cruel, you know Godders. Besides, let's wait to make sure we don't have a Saints V Reading, Brighton, Portsmouth, fixture.
And Wimbledon (though the original club still exists). Portsmouth (if liquidated) have a big enough fan base to restart successfully without the millstone of debt which is threatening to drown them.
Would not worry about how gentle the ribbing was, they are so tough they have their own water supply company, the namby pamby water most of the country use is too soft for them