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There is only one Cest

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Cest Advocaat, Jan 28, 2012.

  1. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    Imitation they say is the highest form of flattery. However, The b&w bellend currently pretending to be me lacks the literary finesse and superior intellect to actually pass off as the supreme mag bater that is Chester le Streets finest.

    Don't be fooled by poor imitationthat are cheap, nasty and won't last the course.

    **** the dirty black and white scum.
     
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  2. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    And here's me thinking you were one and the same person...<whistle>
     
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  3. Apone

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    It's baffling to me why any sane new member of the forum would take the name (or part of it) of another poster.

    Being nice, you hat to be at least dubious about the situation.

    Being realistic, you have to think the new cest is a complete bell-end.
     
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  4. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Charming...........
     
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  5. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I still think he is genuine and the result of a naughty night out in Newcastle some 16 years ago, Cest on the pull in the Beer Keller, a few to many, quick thumble with, well I doubt if he got her name, strangers that passed in the night.

    Young cest was born 9 months later and raised in Wallsend, a mum who worked hard, never forgeting that handsome Mackem she met.

    Now young Cest has joined not606, he took the username because he saw it on a tattoo on his mothers shoulder, her remeinder of a long lost love, pumping her against a wall saying this is from Cest.
     
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  6. Siddall

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    Works for me
     
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  7. Billy Death

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    This sounds a bit like that song from the Pogues, "i kissed my girl by the factory wall, dirty old town, dirty old Cest.
     
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  8. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    PROOF


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  9. Patthemackem

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    judging by the considerabley fewer posts he creates than the "original cest" he certainly has a vague imitation of a social life
     
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  10. Bumblebore

    Bumblebore Well-Known Member

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    Oh my god ! My mother has the same tattoo!
     
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  11. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    thats not her in the picture I hope
     
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  12. Siddall

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    Congrats Cest(s) is/are your long lost brother(s)
     
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  13. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I'm thinking of deleting the account of cest the elder and not giving out a forwarding address, could save him a fortune
     
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  14. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    I couldn't have shagged some filthy toon slapper though, as rampant beastiality just isn't my thing.

    The very thought. Lol
     
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  15. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    You said..............................

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