Homophobia in Football

Or scouse jokes?? i get them all the time....couldn't give a ****, I'm a grown man

 

I'm from Glasgow so normally when i make jokes about someone... They don't understand me haha.

 

Whats the difference between a govan prostitute and an old firm game?

 

Is this what passes as a xmas cracker joke in scotland?

 

Would'nt know tt.

but ones a hooer and ones a hooer and a haff.

 

I lived in Edinburgh for a few years so I actually get that one good effort

My flat mate was from Glasgow and we got on really well but never understood a word each other said for about 6 months He was from Easterhoooose...makes Cannibal Farm look like Monte Carlo

 

A few years back we took a kids footie team up to Easterhouse for a friendly and afterwards we went to a Celtic game.

The 2nd part was sound but Easterhouse is rough as a bears arsehole!

 

It's like Speke on acid

 

If you've been to Easterhouse you'll know the boozer called Griers,we were told that the bar was Celtic(so we were safe in there)and the lounge was Rangers.

So about 8 of us walked into the bar and it was like one of those cowboy films were the music and chatter stops when you walk in,there was a bar full of faces similar to the wanted pictures off Crimewatch glaring at us so we went in the lounge.

It was sound till the disco started and it filled up,we were called fenian,taig,papish bastrds etc and we started singing "merseyside",we ended up getting an escort back to the digs.

 

Seriously does sound familiar