Not your game, we call it baseball, do as Romans right . I avoid calling football soccer ya know! Don't get cricket at all other than trying to hit the three wooden poles. I see the scores pop up and I have no clue what is going on.
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But that wouldn't be any fun. I wouldn't expect any American to be able to understand cricket. It's complex, see.
It's not that complex, really, just boring. If you want to watch it, look out for 20/20 matches. Each team gets 20 overs (120 balls) to get as many runs as possible. So everyone goes for the big shots and it's more exciting. I watched that Moneyball film the other day, still haven't a clue how baseball works!
Baseball is **** anyway, how can you call yourself a professional athlete and have a ****ing beer gut?
The only cricket I see is the highlights from Sky sports news. That is it. Sky have some sexy women on that show btw