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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Not your game, we call it baseball, do as Romans right <ok>. I avoid calling football soccer ya know! Don't get cricket at all other than trying to hit the three wooden poles. I see the scores pop up and I have no clue what is going on.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Haha........................................






























    ...........................FAIL <ok>
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not really.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You vile twat. They should be banned, smelling like septic fannies.
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    At all............................
     
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  6. BCR

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    Make sure you highlight the whole phrase or else it is a ..........
















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    ...............................EPIC FAILURE!
     
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  7. SKY+

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    If you can fit them in your mouth while being tea-bagged then yes. If not, NO.
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    But that wouldn't be any fun. I wouldn't expect any American to be able to understand cricket. It's complex, see.
     
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  9. BCR

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    I really don't have a scrappy doo what is going on. I have tried to watch it but can't get into it.
     
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  10. suarezlfc

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    It's not that complex, really, just boring.
    If you want to watch it, look out for 20/20 matches. Each team gets 20 overs (120 balls) to get as many runs as possible. So everyone goes for the big shots and it's more exciting.

    I watched that Moneyball film the other day, still haven't a clue how baseball works!
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <doh> Test cricket is the most beautiful sport on the planet <ok>
     
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  12. BCR

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    Baseball is **** anyway, how can you call yourself a professional athlete and have a ****ing beer gut?
     
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  13. Chief

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    Yet far, far less cerebral.

    Test match cricket is the sport of the God's
     
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  14. BCR

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    The only cricket I see is the highlights from Sky sports news. That is it. Sky have some sexy women on that show btw <ok>
     
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  15. SKY+

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    Would you expect anything less from me?
     
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  16. Sweats

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    Agreed...
     
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  17. BCR

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    Maybe a bit more diversity.......racist <ok>

    <laugh>
     
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  18. SKY+

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    OK I'll throw a fatty in just for you - I guess it'll make you feel more at home <whistle>
     
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  19. BCR

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    Gotta love a good rodeo <ok>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Needless to say, I'll be in the pub when we talk tomorrow <ok>
     
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