To the theme tune of "Only Fools & Horses" No Income Tax No VAT No Premiership Points off Man City! In the Dock Face so pale Harry Redknapp's goin to jail!
Wife says to hubby "Did you know that a Bull ****s 3,000 times a year, why can't you?" Hubby Replies "Ask the Bull if he has to **** the same miserable old Cow every night!"
An Italian cruise ship is much like a diet. I ****ing wish my wife would go on one. My girlfriend told me to see things from a girl's point of view, So I looked out the kitchen window. They're going to put a clock on the leaning tower of Pisa. That way it'll have both the time and the inclination. I work for a depression help line company. In other words, I make rope.
