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Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by CanariesSoccer, Jan 17, 2012.

  1. Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed

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  2. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    To the theme tune of "Only Fools & Horses"

    No Income Tax
    No VAT
    No Premiership Points off Man City!
    In the Dock
    Face so pale
    Harry Redknapp's goin to jail!
     
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  3. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    We must adopt you now Warky. With talent like that, you could be RBF's apprentice <laugh> <cheers>
     
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  4. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Wife says to hubby "Did you know that a Bull ****s 3,000 times a year, why can't you?"

    Hubby Replies "Ask the Bull if he has to **** the same miserable old Cow every night!"
     
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    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    You're a poo!

    <sorry>
     
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  6. Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed

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    no. you're a poo <ok>
     
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  7. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Sorry Supers, I spotted that straight away! When it comes to being in the ****, I'm an expert!

    <laugh>
     
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  8. Walsh.i.am

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    An Italian cruise ship is much like a diet. I ****ing wish my wife would go on one.

    My girlfriend told me to see things from a girl's point of view, So I looked out the kitchen window.

    They're going to put a clock on the leaning tower of Pisa. That way it'll have both the time and the inclination.

    I work for a depression help line company. In other words, I make rope.
     
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