Happy birthday to Him, Happy birthday to Him, Happy birthday Dear Hammer TM, Happy birthday to Him. Yes. It's The Hammerhead's TM birthday today. It's the dawn of his 54th year on the planet. As you can imagine, he's found himself in some very strange places over the years . As a special offer (not a DFS job), he'd like to be the donor of a brace of pints to the person who can come up with the most bizarre story about his life. This goes out particularly to Daveunited and Suarezdribbling. So come on boys. Give it your BEST SHOT!!!
Happy Birthday Mate Give The Hammerhead my regards. You're a top man and **** knows how you made it to 54 you old bastard. Anyway I'll have a beer tonight for you while thinking of The Hammerhead I would give my story - but I don't have 10 hours spare to write it. You know about half of it already so pretty pointless anyway. Anyway mate - all the best and have a wonderful day please log in to view this image
Ah I see, it's your birthday. Oh well, Happy Birthday, mate. For a moment I thought you'd decided to give your appendage an official birthday of his own. I was worried you might be thinking of taking him out for the day.
Happy birthday RHC and the Hammerhead......... Think LFC have had enough bumps so far this year, so we will spare you...
Happy Birthday RHC and The HAMMERHEADtm please log in to view this image Just a little something to get you in the mood...
Nah. His Bell never endeth. Top prezzy from the unit. Ticket for the match last night!!! All afternoon in The 'Pool followed bt a seat on the Kop. From my daughters, a DVD of Steely Dan live and CD of 77 by Talking Heads. From the landlady at my local - TEN free pints. They've gone already! Get your arse up here sharpish.
