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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    I wish, it is the company coffee pot this morning although we have some OK stuff. French press later on though is tempting with Starbucks Sumatra, lovely <ok>
     
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  2. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I'm getting my tea and crumpets **** yeah!
     
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  3. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    I'm fellating a smurf; **** yeah ....well maybe later
     
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  4. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    crumpets is pussy ****, give me some blueberry scones homie.
     
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  5. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Who is that in your avatar?
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It was a top afternoon and evening and the ticket was right out of the blue. She's a Leeds supporter (used to have aseason ticket), but she loved every minute of it.

    Anyway, HERE, it's 2.50 PM. Get it right <ok>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Davina?
     
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  8. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Who teh **** is Dave?
     
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  9. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Davinas brother <ok>
     
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  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    This is Dave for **** sake

    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Dave who?
     
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  12. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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  14. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Yep,he even tweets himself.

    http://twitter.com/daveunited


    <whistle>
     
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  15. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    That's the chap.

    You often find him in a tubestation with Tunns <ok>
     
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  16. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Says he is 57 and bald.
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Who's that in your avatar (not spider-goat)?
     
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  18. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Mutant Ninja Skrtel...Spider goat is his arch nemesis.
     
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  19. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    well t'other night there were .....whispers in the shadows - gruff blazing voices
    Hating, waiting
    "Hey tunns" they shout - "have you got any money?"
    And I said - "I've a little money and a take away curry,
    I'm on my way home to my wife.
    She'll be lining up the cutlery,
    You know she's expecting me
    Polishing the glasses and pulling out the cork"
    And I'm down in the tube station at midnight
     
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  20. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    No, that's Tunns.


    Dave is hirstute with dodgy teeth. Smokes a cordrouy pipe.
     
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