3 things you would do, if you won the lottery?

For me:

1) inform the council, i will not be entitled to rent rebate anymore.
2) inform the council, i will not be entitled to council tax rebate anymore.
3) By a big van & try too replicate the Child Catcher, out of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

What would be your 3 choices?

 

Buy stoke

sack pullis

give phil brown the job

 

Find out where you live.
Kill you.
Shag your ugly wife just for the sake of it.

 

Tell ST where you live.

Give him the tools required for your demise.

Laugh as he honks violently whilst banging your mrs.

 

Pay to see this.

Smoke some green.

Tan a few beers.

 

Pm me, i think we could come to a deal

 

Purchase velvet glove

Remove silk trousers

Have velvet glove ****

 

So to clarify...you already wear silk trousers?

 

Curses

Back to the drawing board

 

Buy Southampton.

Invite all twat fans to St Marys for an "exhibition" match. Gas them all.

Sell Southampton

 

Vlad the Impaler did that...

But with Hearts

 

Have a ****.

Have another ****.

Tell my wife to **** off.

 

Sounds like a top bloke

 

buy liverpool, sell all their players,
hire my mates,
laugh as liverpool get relegated.

 

Have a ****
Pay for a lawyer to fight the subsequent public indecency charge
Hire a sky writer to write '**** YOU ALL' in the shy.

 

if i ever won the lottery id pay you to do this ha ha and sunderland aswell

 

you'd only need to get three numbers up, and you'd still get some change

 

Put some by for university next year and stick the rest in the pension fund.

 

Have a massive party with loads of Girls

Pay off Utds debt/ultimate season ticket

make sure family/friends are sorted for money/give some to charity

 

****ing hell, it would have to be a euro multi, multi, multi rollover to pay all that debt,