The flamboyant wide-man was struck down with fanny-knack shortly after being kicked on the leg by Liverpool defender Jamie Carragher. A Manchester United Spokesperson explained, “We could tell from the way he screamed for attention and jumped up and down on the spot before getting all tearful that he’d done something to his vagina.” “It was worse that we’d hoped, and it could keep him out of action for up to a month.” “He is seeing a vagina specialist later today in the hope of speeding up his recovery, though we’re told this sort of vagina problem will take at least a week even in the most optimistic circumstances.” “In the meantime we’re doing it by the book and treating him with chocolate, a hot water bottle and whatever weepy rom-com he wants to watch on the telly.” ****ing Hilarious Report - Nice One!!
Calling Liverpool players unintelligent is rich coming from a Man United fan.Whose current players Wayne Rooney and Gary Neville have both put deisel into petrol engines and former player David Beckham when asked about tactics said he had a packet in his pocket.(Tictacs)This is the same David Beckham that said ''My child is being christened but I don't know what religion yet''.This is the same David Beckham that when asked was he a volatile footballer,He said I suppose I am,I can play right midfield and central midfield.Only Beckham could get ''Volatile and Versatile'' mixed up.
I'm not going to join this argument; but what I would say is that I am disappointed with it only being three weeks. The boy who cried wolf comes to mind. Typical cheating tosser, had what was coming to him.
exactly, if he didn't roll around on the ground holding his face for 20 minutes every week then referees might take fouls against him more seriously!
Auld MJ, I feel for him, nice pay packet, plenty of the best doctors and facilities, somehow I think he will be ok. It won't be the last time he gets kicked if he wishes to continue playing football. CArragher got his leg broke by the most cowardly tackle I have even seen.
