Personally, I love a bung. But, I must admit I don't get offered bungs often. Actually, I rarely get bunged, usually just on those special occasions. What exactly constitutes a bung, would you say? Sometimes when a deal is done, I know someone got bunged, and bunged hard, but everyone wants to pretend there was no bunging at all! Very odd.
Not keen on bungs my dog however has had loads and reckons his bank manager in Monaco is delighted that he is getting them.
Sometimes gotta hoy money at greedy twats if you want things to happen...way of the world...don't mean it's right, just a fact of life.
Could be tricky mate.. Imagine taking him to a public place if your a bit snotty or loaded with cold, and he does a runner.... Your shouting "bung" at the top of your voice, whilst slightly snotted up... Security..
