Redknapp Trial

i like harry actuelly, dont want to risk loosing pardew if england come nocking either

 

Not losing Pards would be the only flipside. Harry is an absolute twatball of the highest order

 

I do like the fact that he's portrayed in the media as the most successful English manager in the modern game because he managed Portsmouth to win the FA Cup AND take Spurs into the QF of the Champions League.

If that's the height of modern English born footballing management success...well, I'd look abroad for Capellos replacement

 

No I would rather him found innocent then manage England, totally embarrass himself and fail miserably.

Then after this humilation, he is brought back to court, found guilty and spend years being chased naked in the showers by bully ramming Arsenal fans and suffering for the rest of his days from the medical condition known as 'Cauliflowered Arse'.

 

I think he will get found guilty but just a fine... Hes too high profile to get sent down.

 

Oh... And I really hate the rubber faced Mong too

 

That's one hell of a user name

 

Seems members of the Jury have been seen leaving the Court carrying large brown paper envelopes.

 

@VaughanCricket:
'Arry's dog got a Swiss bank account?
I can't even get mine to sit

 

http://twitpic.com/8avyuq

 

his face isnt saggy enough

 

HR: "I ain't no wheeler dealer. I'm a f***in tax dodger.. erm, football manager."

 

He used to be an inside right. Hopefully, he will soon be inside, right?

 

COMING SOON.......THE SAGGYFACE REDEMPTION.

Featuring Harry Notsofreeman and Harry Robbin Bastard.

RED
There they are, boys. The Human
Charm Bracelet.

HEYWOOD
Never seen such a sorry-lookin'
heap of maggot **** in my life.

JIGGER
Comin' from you, Heywood, you being
so pretty and all...

FLOYD
Takin' bets today, Red?

RED
(pulls notepad and pencil)
Bear Catholic? Pope **** in the woods?
Smokes or coin, bettor's choice.

FLOYD
Smokes. Put me down for two.

RED
High roller. Who's your horse?

FLOYD
That gangly sack of ****, third
from the front. He'll be the first.

HEYWOOD
Bull****. I'll take that action.

ERNIE
Me too.

Other hands go up. Red jots the names.

HEYWOOD
You're out some smokes, son. Take
my word.

FLOYD
You're so smart, you call it.

HEYWOOD
I say that chubby faced ****er...let's
see...fifth from the front. Put me
down for a quarter deck.

RED
That's five cigarettes on Saggy Jowels
Any takers?

More hands go up. Harry and the others are paraded along,
forced by their chains to take tiny baby steps, flinching
under the barrage of jeers and shouts. The old-timers are
shaking the fence, trying to make the newcomers **** their
pants. Some of the new fish shout back, but mostly they look
terrified. Especially Harry.

RED (V.O.)
I must admit I didn't think much of
Harry first time I laid eyes on him.
He might'a been important on the
outside, but in here he was just a
little turd with massive chops in prison grays. Looked
like a stiff breeze could blow him
over. That was my first impression
of the man.

SKEET
What say, Red?

RED
Little fella on the end. Definitely.
I stake half a pack. Any takers?

SNOOZE
Rich bet.

RED
C'mon, boys, who's gonna prove me
wrong?
(hands go up)
Floyd, Skeet, Joe, Heywood. Four brave
souls, ten smokes apiece. That's it,
gentlemen, this window's closed.

 

Official sentencing guidelines, from the CPS handbook



Fraudulent Evasion of Income Tax
Date Produced: 1 December 2009

Title: Revenue Offences

Offence: Fraudulent Evasion of Income Tax

Legislation: Section 144 Finance Act 2000


Mode of Trial: Either Way

Statutory Limitations & Maximum Penalty: 7 years

Seriousnesss and Aggravating Factors:
The planning of an offence
High level of profit from the offending.
Offenders operating in groups and gangs
Whether others were drawn in and corrupted
'Professional offending'
An attempt to conceal or dispose of evidence
Offending carried out over a significant period of time
Use of another persons identity
Abuse of position of trust
Mitigating Factors
A prompt plea of guilty
Peripheral involvement
Behaviour not fraudulent from the outset
Misleading or incomplete advice
Voluntary cessation of offending
Complete and unprompted disclosure of the extent of the fraud
Voluntary restitution
Financial Pressure

Relevant Sentencing Guidelines
The Sentencing Guidelines Council Sentencing for Fraud (statutory offences)

Guidelines to Fraudulent Evasion of Income Tax under S144 for the Finance Act 2000
NOTE: Where the actual amount is greater or smaller than the figure on which the starting point is based, that is likely to be one of the factors that will move the sentence within the range.

Fraudulent from the outset, professionally planned and either fraud carried out over a significant period of time or multiple frauds
£500,000 or more (SP based on £750,000): SP: 5 years custody, Range: 4-7 years custody

£100,000 or more, and less than £500,000 (SP based on £300,000): SP: 4 years custody, Range: 3-5years

£20,000 or more, and less than £100,000 (SP based on £60,000): SP: 2 years custody, Range: 18 months - 3 years custody

 

Revealed today he only disclosed the Monaco to HMRC account AFTER getting his collar felt. That's the England job away.

 

It's like peeling an onion....

 

An onion doesn't stink as much...

 

Think he started as an outside left, maybe he'll be left outside.

 

Is that all?

Can't we make him live in Sunderland for 7 years first? - see if he's so bleeedin' churpy wance e's air-ta Landan! [sic]...multiple.