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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    You're skate-ing on thin ice there, SKY
    ****- couldn't resist it...
     
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    saintanton, Jan 24, 2012
  2. Redbrynner

    Redbrynner Well-Known Member

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    this thread has brought a ray of sunlight to my dull day...but its nearly hometime so better skate
     
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    Redbrynner, Jan 24, 2012
  3. Redbrynner

    Redbrynner Well-Known Member

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    Sat in my office listening to my mate Coelo. Canthis get any funnier
     
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    Redbrynner, Jan 24, 2012
  4. saintanton

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    Next you'll be saying your mate Ichthyo saw it as well.
     
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    saintanton, Jan 24, 2012
  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    hilarious.....

    i only tuna'ed in for a minute and found my self up to my gills in jokes.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jan 24, 2012
  6. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Sky is here so we all know the motto..... puff puff bass......
     
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  7. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    laughed so much I almost pulled a muscle!
     
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  8. Jonesey

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    Fixed!
     
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  9. saintanton

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    Razor sharp there, Jonesey
     
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    saintanton, Jan 24, 2012
  10. SKY+

    SKY+ Guest

    Fixed!
     
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    SKY+, Jan 24, 2012
  11. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Double plus fixed!
     
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  12. Jonesey

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    You have no sole rufflad
     
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  13. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    gutted!
     
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  14. saintanton

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    This is going from bad to wurst.

    Oh hang on, wrong joke.
     
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  15. Jonesey

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    What a load of Pollocks!
     
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    Jonesey, Jan 24, 2012
  16. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    The local nutter just burst into my office demanding to use our toilet... split second decision was either let him use it or deal with the consequences of a ****** ****ting himself in my office or dropping one at the front of my office... I let him use the bog... he has left the biggest tractor marks in the bog and stank the office out, i retched as i went in to squirt bleach everywhere.. second wave of bleaching is in the process now...
     
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  17. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    this thread is making me feel a bit crabby
     
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  18. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    Get off your perch sweats.
     
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    Jonesey, Jan 24, 2012
  19. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    I know, my eel went through it and I've been flounder ing around trying to re group(er) ever since.


    <doh>
     
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    Chief, Jan 24, 2012
  20. SKY+

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    What do you expect being in charge of cleaning the toilets?
     
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