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The Norn Irish Scheme

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jan 24, 2012.

  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    so there was no legends like this?

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    poor show
     
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  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Get your numpties smacked up boys then they'll stop planting bombs and learning to play instruments no-one likes.


    Smack.

    Gie it a try <ok>
     
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  3. Medro

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    Na. Focused on some woman on the dole with 5 kids, some drunk (which for a drunk didn't seem that bad) and a family which broke from the norm and both parents had jobs.

    I think that the BBC may have toned it down after the Scheme, as portraying a loyalist estate as a ****ehole would no doubt open up a can of worms.
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    at least the scheme was half & half <ok>
     
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  5. Medro

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    Wouldn't really work over here though.

    I'm sure there will be a few laughs in it come them covering marching season.

    Narrator "Today in the estate the local children have gathered at the community centre for arts & crafts. The winner of the best paper mâché effigy will have pride of joy at sitting it at the top of the bonfire."
     
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  6. RebelBhoy

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    ****ing depressing.

    No craic at all.
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    forgot about it again. so is it ****e then aye?

    no legendary scamps who rob post offices then collect their giro from the same place the next day?
     
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  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Nah - one alky and one 15 YO slag with figurative cum dripping down her legs - pish.
     
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    Pish and cum?
     
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  10. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Nah - there was a wee bird who wouldn't go to school.


    It was pretty obvious that she got through life by accepting jizz in whatever hole it was blown intae.
     
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    was she nice lookin?
     
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    I'd still shag her. what age is she? <huntley>
     
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    It sounds to me that it is all about some scummy ****s on some ****ty housing estate. It's been done before.
     
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    It is Coleraine after all ffs.
     
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    That poor Hun with the pigeons finding his son trying to commit suicide.

    It would bring a tear to a glass eye.
     
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  17. Ciaran

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    He hasn't had that Rangers tap off him.
     
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  18. RebelBhoy

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    I know. It isn't like we'd not guess he was a Hun.
     
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    Wait till the news breaks of the rev kicking the bucket <wah>
     
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    In his honour

    [video=youtube;iVRt1SxnpZ8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVRt1SxnpZ8&feature=fvsr[/video]
     
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