From Venom and Huth? Nobody has ever sunk lower in the history of Not606 and some of them went on a curry night and never invited ER...
I've asked that you be banned aswell Sam. Not because of the knackerless man or doggie porn. Just for being a **** and bringing up the 5-2. Lower than a snakes belly.
Its not a crime to steal knickers from a washing line is it? Surely if you put them out there, they're fair game?
It's a sport. The wimmin know it. Why else do you think they only put their sexy knickers out on the line and the granny pants they wear during their period are dried indoors? They love it when their sexy knickers are nicked. Also, they take it as a compliment if you **** into their underwear drawer.
Exactly. You never see the bloomers do you. Its always the french silky ones. They know. I will bear in mind the drawer **** information on my next night creep.
It's an unwritten law. If you find yourself in the house alone it's your duty to knock one out into their undies.
Not really a very tactical event is it? Nor memorable until the next morning when confronted by an irate girlfriend either I'd imagine...
It's been a while since I've been that drunk right enough. It used to be the girlfriend's knicker drawer or the built in wardrobe. You can't beat that look of disgust on a woman's face when you're hungover and slightly ashamed.
Its a got to be better than a lad from my sunday football team who pissed in the baby's cot. Yes the baby was in there. 3 months before he was allowed back in the house. 12 months before he got any action. Although a disgusting act I did feel she overreacted. He didn't mean it, he just doesn't have control when drunk. Same lad when he was younger living at home, was standing with his chopper out over his mam in bed ready to drench her. His dad managed to stop him. His lass knew about this story and found it funny until the baby incident.
