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  1. AH

    AH Active Member

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    It was a work of art. Started at what, 9? By 10 it was a masterpiece that had amassed 5 pages.
     
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  2. KingoStarr

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    Easily my favourite thread on Not606
     
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  3. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Tash let us know how it's going man! Did she put up a fight...?
     
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  4. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Definitely, even the first comment made me laugh!
     
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    ****ing creased! Seriously, this pisses all over the old 606. I've never laughed at a website/forum so much!
     
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  6. KingoStarr

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    And the fact we started off by being really serious and helping then just well we know what happend after and the speed of it all was just immense
     
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    Same. Some of the threads on here have been immense.
     
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  8. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    AG GRB is on!
     
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    Just unlocked it. <ok>
     
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    Some chat up lines which are (not) guaranteed to work Tash:

    Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
    Do you believe in love at first sight? or do you think i should walk past again?
    I'm not Fred Flintstone but I could make your bed rock.
    You're in luck - I've decided to go ugly, early.
    Do you sleep on your front? No? Can I?
    Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.
    Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell everyone we did anyway?
    You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? (recalculate for amputees <ok>)
    If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
     
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  11. KingoStarr

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    Classic lines
    Another being If i could rearrange the alphabet I'd put I and U together
     
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    I ran out of Viagra. Can I use you?
    I'm like Domino's Pizza - If I don't come in 30 minutes the next one is free.
     
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    Is it hot in here or is it you?
    Get your coat love, I just checked the weather on my Iphone 4 and its a bit cold
    I&#8217;ve been reading your email for a while now and notice you&#8217;re newly single, can I interest you in a rebound shag?
     
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    I usually find

    "You'll do" quite a success
     
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    I don't usually say anything. Stealth is effective. Just creep silently out of the hedge and give her a dead leg.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  17. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    <laugh> <ok>
     
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    Do you work in a carvery? No? Thats a shame i'd love you handling my meat.
     
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    Reckon I could snatch a kiss tonight? Or even better, vice-versa?
     
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    Rep'd
     
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