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Off Topic NSFW. Advice about women...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 6, 2011.

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  1. steviemac14

    steviemac14 Active Member

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    I think I can still get on that one tho, can anyone help a brother out and hit me up with the link to that thread please?
     
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    From the first thread:

    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. steviemac14

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    Just carried on reading from where I left off last night

    Just <laugh>
     
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    Chin up?
    Dont let people look down on her?
    The bigger they are the harder they fall.
     
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    Leon Bessi, Mar 7, 2011
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    I want curly hair too Active Member

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    This is why I love this forum <ok>
     
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  8. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    It all came to life in a couple of hours! If you weren't on then you would have missed it all!
     
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    the biggest shame is it was all over too soon :(
     
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    Dear Mr Tash,

    I find that a woman likes to feel secure, that you have provided her with everything she needs close at hand. A man should protect his woman from the outside world, making sure that no-one can harm her. (Apart from youself, obviouslly, should the mood take you.)

    I hope this helps.

    Yours sincerley,

    Josef Fritzel
     
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    It had a decent run for it's money and lasted longer than anybody thought it would have.
     
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    Is he going to tell us how our advice went? Or will he not be able to post on here from behind bars?
     
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    He's still around so it either worked or he didn't act on the advice given.
     
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  14. Amnesiac

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    <laugh>
     
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  15. steviemac14

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    Haha consider yourself repped sir!
     
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    Yeah, came completely out of the blue!
     
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    Yeh 400+ post for a thread that started out seriously is amazing
     
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  18. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Almost half of the Sexy Poll's posts in about 1/15 of the time, well done Tash is what I say, what a genius for this article, he must have known what would have come of it!
     
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    I can't believe I've only just discovered this thread...

    I'm speechless. I really don't know whether to laugh or cry! There is so, SO much wrong with this thread.

    I think I've blown my funny fuse. Just can't make another laugh come out.

    Tash, you sir are a true entertainer. I mean it, your head must be spinning 24/7.

    I'll answer your question, even if I'm a little late. Be honest with her. Not LITERAL but HONEST! If you can't tell the difference then you simply aren't ready to take on a woman. And secondly, always stick your finger up her arse on your first date...

    The chicks love it. Honest...

    Let us know how you get on x
     
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    <laugh> I'm praying this thread revives its self to the heights it acheived when we were all online yesterday

    I hope RBT starts a new thread with what happens/happened
     
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    KingoStarr, Mar 7, 2011
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