We should sign Andy Johnson

He's obviously the most gifted striker in the Premier League, capable of ripping a team to shreads on his own. He is obviously capable of carrying a dreadful team on his own and turn a loss into a resounding win. He's obviously the best player we have ever played against and will ever play against ever. He's obviously going to be nominated for player of the year due to his unquestionable genius...!












Actually in all seriousness, Fulham are looking to sell him.....

 

Only Fulham players I'd want are Dempsey and the injured Dembele.

 

Fulham is the most boring team in the Premier League. Not just in playing style; just generally. Al Fayed is the only remotely interesting thing they have.

 

Scored five goals and we're boring?!

 

Aah, he's just bitter. Well played today, though i wish you would stop beating my teams. First Arsenal (my true love), now Newcastle (my second choice)

 

To be fair like anyone could have scored five against us today with Agent Simpson at the back, still well played however much of a disgrace our players were in the 2nd half. Don't care that we are 6th I' embarrassed to be a Newcastle fan after watching that earlier.

 

You'll be 5th tomorrow on goal difference, once Man U have wiped the floor with us.

 

Doubt I can't see you losing 7-0 like, think it will be 2-2 for you guys tomorrow, Man Utd were the worst I've seen them at SJP and Arsenal are a bit off form at the minute.

 

Not with regards to the scoreline - you played well, Dempsey was briliant. I just find Fulham really really boring - nowt ever seems to happen at the club apart from that statue thing.