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Now that's tragic - Paul Daniels makes his finger disappear

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  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Slaphead magician, Paul Daniels, severs his index finger with a circular saw while making props for his new stage show.

    The worst part is that he can no longer satisfy Debbie and isn't sure why. He just can't put his finger on it.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jan 21, 2012
  2. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Can't think why she married the millionaire Paul Daniels.

    (thanks Mrs Merton)
     
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  3. alwaysright

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    But I'm sure he'll make a good a fist of it.
     
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    He can cut people in half with circular saws and stick swords through them and they all come out fine but severs his own finger.

    In some ways this reminds me of Jesus who performed many miracle healings together with the most profound teachings ever but didn't bother to save himself when they crucified him.

    <whistle>
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    You were unimpressed with his zombie resurrection trick?
     
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    First getting attacked by a sock puppet now this. Bad times for Mr.Daniels.
     
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    Point is Jesus let them kill him to fulfill what was foretold in the scriptures. He truly was the son of God<ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    You should write tabloid headlines Tarqs. In fact you probably already do.
     
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