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The Creation of Holt

Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by Phuketcanary, Jan 20, 2012.

  1. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst Staff Member

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    Confiscate his Malt!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  2. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    I've just swallowed 3 bottles of it! If that doesn't shift my flu, nothing will!

    :( :(
     
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  3. Phuketcanary

    Phuketcanary Well-Known Member

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    The Lamb(ert) of God forgives him, for he knows not what he does.




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  4. Rich44

    Rich44 Well-Known Member

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    PMSL this thread could rival the great Dr Who "Matt was given a treat whilst filming" thread on Gallifreybase if this keeps up!!!
     
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  5. Beefforhire-NCFC

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    HE KNOWS WHAT HE DOES and we LAAAVE IT!!
     
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  6. canary_max

    canary_max Well-Known Member

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    Yep, went to the national gallery last weekend in "landan" and I saw the holt one, loads of japanese tourists round it taking pics
     
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  7. Tony_Munky_Canary

    Tony_Munky_Canary Well-Known Member

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    Superb mate, absolutely brilliant <applause>

    How about doing a Canaries version of da Vinci's 'The Lambert Supper' with the squad all gathered around the Messiah - or would that be tempting fate? <yikes>
     
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  8. ncfcwonky

    ncfcwonky New Member

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    (Apologies if this offends anyone, you know using bible verses and all that)

    The Canary Bible

    John 3:16 - For McNally so loved the world that he gave his one and only Lambert, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

    Romans 6:23 - For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of Lambert is Premier League survival through Grant Holt our Lord.

    Proverbs 18:10 - The name of the Lambert is a strong tower; the righteous run to it and are safe from relegation.
     
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  9. Phuketcanary

    Phuketcanary Well-Known Member

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    Brilliant!<laugh><laugh>
     
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  10. Walsh.i.am

    Walsh.i.am Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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  11. Phuketcanary

    Phuketcanary Well-Known Member

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    Alright one more quick one. Can you guess what this is depicting?



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    Why of course! Its 'The Surman on the Mount!'

    hope you like:grin:
     
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  12. Tony_Munky_Canary

    Tony_Munky_Canary Well-Known Member

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  13. Walsh.i.am

    Walsh.i.am Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Can't wait ( nor can your publisher ) until you have a full portfolio to work with <ok>
     
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  14. ncfcwonky

    ncfcwonky New Member

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    Some more.

    Colossians 3:17 - And whatever you do, in word or deed, do everything in the name of the Norwich City squad, giving thanks to Paul Lambert through him.

    Psalm 68:19 - Blessed be the McNally,
    who daily bears us up to Premier League survival;
    Lambert is our salvation. Selah. . .

    Proverbs 28:22 - A stingy man (Fernandes) hastens after wealth
    and does not know that poverty will come upon him.

    Proverbs 19:21 - Many are the plans in the mind of a fan,
    but it is the purpose of the Lambert that will stand

    Jeremiah 29:11 - For I know the plans I have for you, declares Lambert, plans for welfare and not for relegation, to give you a future and a hope.

    Psalm 29:11 - May Lambert give strength to his squad!
    May Lambert bless his people with Premier League safety!
     
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  15. Phuketcanary

    Phuketcanary Well-Known Member

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    Bravo, words to live by!
     
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  16. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst Staff Member

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    Thou shall honour thy Michael and Delia
     
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  17. Phuketcanary

    Phuketcanary Well-Known Member

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    this one just makes me sad :huh:

    I was going to say its called 'the groaner lisa' but that just makes me feel more sorry for her. Maybe 'the owner delisa?'


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  18. Phuketcanary

    Phuketcanary Well-Known Member

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    one final one. More political than humourous this one.



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    the faceless man is everyones favourite super-agent BTW
     
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  19. KIO

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    thanks battersea, so do I now ! ;)
     
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