The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

No. He's the old KPR with a new name (like EMF)

 

Please name your world class forwards.

 

Come now, the Racist Rabbit has scored a whole five league goals this season. That's only one less than Berbatov.

And he doesn't only score, he creates too. His outstanding three assists is just short of Walcott, Bendtner and Danny Murphy and, ironically enough, the same as Patrice Evra.

What a player. What a guy. Long may Liverpool continue to depend on him and his ability to miss from six yards out

 

Ok, I will indulge you.

Luis Suarez, Craig Bellamy, Andy Carroll and Dirk Kuyt.

 

I would, but I'm still a bit too worried Benitez has damaged him beyond all repair. N'Gog was going to be the next Fat Ronaldo you know? Alongside the next Zidane of course...

Now there's three bets I would take in an instant

 

Yeah but Swarbs remember he's world class alongside those other world class Liverpool forwards like Carroll, Kuyt and Bellamy.

 

Brilliant

 

perhaps between them they might just score enough for the golden boot..

 

not a single one. Suarez at a pinch, but one would like to think that a player at least possesses class to be "world class"

 

World class!!! You must be a comedian surely?

 

That's it bring out the racist card! Don't get me started on Berbaflop, one of the laziest players the game has seen! Like Owen, Giggs, Scholes, Ferdinand, Evra, Vidic etc he is on his last legs, you would be lucky to get £5 million for him these days. Suarez would sell for £40 million plus and there is a reason for that.

Don't expect Fergie to hang around for long, don't think he will put up with life in the shadow of LFC & City.

 

Blah blah blah blah blah blah. It must be KPR he's even saying Berbaflop!

 

Ronaldo?

 

In the shadow of LFC -

 

Eric it must be KPR! Time to have some fun!

 

You all have to admit that the threads livened up somewhat since the arrival of 'bazray'. It was getting a little stilted. Where's Diadora Barnes Storm?

 

It's funny you know, the last time Utd had a very talented show pony with fancy footwork, loads of tricks but a bad attitude and very little end product, SAF told him to get his act together and turned him into an £80 million goal machine.

Now Liverpool have the same they seem to be over the moon with him...

 

1, you obviously missed Bosnich, Taibi, Barthez and Goram then!
2, the again Jones and Smalling could just fill those gaps seamlessly and neatly.
3, yes, it does. Well spotted genius, no one else had thought of that.
4, Hernandez? Berbatov? Welbeck? Owen? All **** are they? Or are they all, in fact, much, much better than eeyore and a cracking blend of experience and promise?
5, the league position is perfectly real, the table NEVER lies.


To summarise, United at the pinnacle of English football, like we always are.


Welcome back KPR by the way, good to have someone to take the piss out of.

 

This.

 

And in other news, courtesy of BBC sport: Dimitar Berbatov's agent insists the Manchester United striker is not going anywhere in this month's transfer window.

Nothing new there then, ain't been going anywhere for a long time now