Cisse not happy ALREADY??? BLOODY HELL :mad:

Apparently when he got picked up from the airport to go St.James the chauffeur took a wrong turn and he ended up in Sunderland. However it was fine in the end and he got to St. james in one piece. Cisse was planning to press charges for "emotional distress" but the club have agreed a compensation package with the player.

The chauffeur was fired with immediate effect and he is quoted as saying said "Ive been tired and under alot of stress lately, i just had a lapse in concentration and when i snapped out of my daze it i realised what i had done, i am deeply sorry for my actions."

Cisse had this to say, "The club has agreed compensation with me but no amount of money can sooth the psychological torment, i just hope i can move on from this."

 

I don't get it.

 

meh, dont give up the day job

 

Hahaha sorry pal, its just a lame joke to be honest

Nobodys perfect

 

I could see how this could be funny, but the way you have constructed the joke doesn't help.

5/10 - must do better next time

 

I didn't laugh, but I sort of thought it was funny. Taking the mick out of the Mackems is always highly amusing

I'll give you a 7 for effort

 

I agree, my wording was poor, i could have made it much better

Im actually quite the wordsmith aswell so im dissapointed with myself.

 

ill give you a 6 becuase after the 1st sentance i thought it was a real story

 

i keep getting a funny feeling this is mr tiote, dunno why.. just a sneaky feeling

 

Mr Tiote was that guy who made fun of a disabled person right?

I may badly word lame jokes but im no bigot lol and im not arrogant either.

 

Anyone new I suspect of being MrTiote too.

 

If you must know im Pythagoras

 

As do I. Something to do with wording and what he's saying, just seems familiar.

 

Mr Tiote is a weirdo

I (Pythagoras) was somebody who liked to get on people nerves (calling tash jono lol) and being overly pretentious while also offering the odd gem.

But then i decided to come back and just behave myself and take it easy, this board can be a bit cliquey and i think people just took me too seriously, so ill just mainly keep to the football chat and be polite and try not to stir up any controversy

 

In what way?

I wonder who's in my clique? We can be the helmet destroyers.

 

A wordsmith who can neither spell nor punctuate correctly it seems.

 

If Viceroy brings up alien invasion I will start to get a bit suspicious too ..

 

Guess Cisse was just starting to get Papiss-ed off when his driver did that..

 

I remember you Pythagoras. Back then you were as popular as a fart in an astronaut suit.
I hope youve mellowed and learned to post coherent threads..........

 

Just one final check Viceroy..... Do you like sky tv?