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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    you spend FAR too much time watching Masterchef
     
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  2. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    They are crisp golden nuggets of sheer joy.


    The fact they smell of minge merely adds to their allure..
     
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    Sweats, Jan 19, 2012
  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Count yourself lucky. You'd have only choked on it you vile cockerney twot <ok>
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Yeah. Septic minge
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jan 19, 2012
  5. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    David N'Gog, Florent Sinama Pongolle and Djibril Cisse. No wonder you're wary, black Frenchmen have robbed your club for millions! <ok>
     
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    Swarbs, Jan 19, 2012
  6. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    NikNaks of the pub ones Sweats ?
     
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  7. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    NIkNAKS isn't that what girls wear?




    I'll ask Davina
     
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  8. Sweats

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    No the proper scampi fries.. you probably get them in the pub too. along with bacon fries...


    Scampi and lemon niknaks are also very acceptable.. I used to eat those when i was a kid to cover up the smell of smoke on my fingers... as i had been grounded for smoking by my folks I would always eat scampi fries or the niknak ones.. My mother looked at me with sheer disgust and never ever checked my hands for the smell of smoke again.
     
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    Sweats, Jan 19, 2012
  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'm thinking a little more recently <ok>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Smoking is probably better for your body than eating those dodgy chemically engineered crap <ok>
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What's this thread doing down here, you bunch of lazy shats?
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jan 19, 2012
  12. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Diomonde ? ( or whatever his name was )
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <doh> Luis Suarez?
     
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  14. Sweats

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    Racist
     
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    Sweats, Jan 19, 2012
  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Am I f..k <grr>
     
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  16. Sweats

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    By association you are as is your club.
     
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  17. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    Rather be a racist than a manc :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    Jonesey, Jan 19, 2012
  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What utter drivel. Get back to your salted twats <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jan 19, 2012
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    Ah yes, I forgot Liverpool got rid of all their black players. I heard Suarez insisted it be written into his contract when he joined...
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Dave's a racist <ok>
     
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