The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

And then the little boy woke up with a bump as he fell out of bed.

 

Ahhh Noemie Lenoir... have we not had this chat before?? chops informed us she is a bit mad or such like?

 

hey I live life on the edge!



it's the only way to be







(suppose I could put stabilisers on the 'copter)

 

"And then the little boy woke up with a bump as he fell out of bed."






....of his multi million pound pad out of the french doors and over the wrought iron balcony (imported from provence) and into the stinking camden canal below!

 

Bit excessive to British Transport Police to build their station opposite your pad just to keep an eye on you...

 

Yeah, used to go out with Claude Makalele. Tried to commit suicide in his Paris flat.

Still would though, can't hold that against her.










Could hold a knife to her throat though, eh Sweats?

 

Who? Davina?

 

getting a bit bored of knives... thinking more bludgeoning with a blunt instrument.

 

Perhaps RHC can be pursuaded to lend you THE HAMMERHEAD

 

THE HAMMERHEAD TM

 

TM!!!

Where are my manners!

 

You're excused on this occasion

 

Eric. You've been PM'd. Check it out

 

A black frenchman. Now where have I come across that mixture before................................?

 

like I said i live life on the edge.


plus little do they know that I'm actually internal affairs, and unless they invite me their secret policeman's ball I'll nick the scum bags!




..... I will own them!

 

On yer scooter lad

 

I think I may be addicted to scampi fries..

 

You horrible twat. They smell like unwashed c..ts

 

I hate cats at the best of times. Particularly when they are unwashed

 

thanks for that I've just spat my sauvignon blanc all over my fruit der mer linguine dressed with truffle oil and toasted pine nuts