Dyer & Jenas on Goals on Sunday!!

http://www.skysports.com/tv_show/story/0,,12384_7440642,00.html

Get your questions in lads.

I will start. Jermaine, How did you not drown spending so many years living in a goldfish bowl??

 

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

 

I remember when we were unbeaten whenever they played together and then we lost 2-6 to Man Utd.

 

Jenas scores a belter in that game. Martin Tylers famous line was "Jenas by name, Genius by nature"

 

How do you both feel knowing that your time at Newcastle was the highlight of your careers? Regret leaving/slagging the club off/refusing to play/going against the great Sir Bobby Robson...

Someone hold me back!

 

The grass is always greener, discuss.

 

In Jenas's case could you substitute grass for ass???

 

Which one of you is the giver and which ones the taker?

 

"Boys, injuries, wages and your careers......dicuss!"

"Did you find Graeme Souness an inspirational manager?"

"Right midfield, central midfield, treatment room, which was your favouite position?"

"So, now you've both retired.......oh you've not retired, well errrrrr!"

 

I'd ask Dyer if he regrets treating Sir Bobby like ****e? and would ask Jenas if I can do his lass...

 

Why were you both taking coke and partying instead of concentrating on playing football? Did you really have so little respect for Sir Bobby? Why did you knock around with Bellers, he's a complete cock?

Discuss the following Jermaine:

Goldfish have a memory-span of at least three months and can distinguish between different shapes, colors and sounds. Goldfish vision is among the most studied of all vision in fishes. By using positive reinforcement, goldfish can be trained to recognize and to react to light signals of different colors or to perform tricks. Fish respond to certain colors most evidently in relation to feeding. Fish learn to anticipate feedings provided they occur at around the same time everyday.

Edit: jermaine: Were you involved with putting a phone up your arse with Ashley Cole? If so is Ellie a cover for your gayness? If so come out and let us have a go of her to say sorry for the coke and that.

 

Is Jenas actually playing for anyone at the moment??? (genuine question for you or for Jenas)

 

Went on loan to Vile from Spuds, but has season ending injury I think. As has Dyer, unlucky

 

Yeh I just assume that about Dyer every season

 

Should retire now like

 

In fairness to Dyer, his best form for us was whilst playing under Graeme Souness.

 

Yeah he did play well like. Up front if I remember correctly.

 

Or "in the hole". Scored a great goal away to Arsenal.

 

Yep and a brilliant cheeky backheel in Europe. Think against AZ Alkmaar?

 

Wow, was that almost praise of Sounness' tenure?