Give over, it is no worse here than anywhere else. There are some serious lookers and some serious dogs. The ration being 60/40, unlike in Liverpool where it is 5/95 and Manchester where it is 40/60! They're dirty ****ers too.
No, statistics care of made up in my head. I have though, mutton dressed as lamb most of them, just like in Manchester!
errr I do but I have a pad in Esher where my business is, you know 3 hour power lunches, more flange than an M&S Christmas Advert. Then breeze into the local Brasserie around 4.00pm for bubbles and canapes, before Jeaves flies me back in the tunnscopter back to my refurbished penthouse canal side residence! tough life but hey I carry it off!
Having heard of SKY's record with motorised vehicles and its violent connections with large wooden things, I'm surprised at your bravery, putting him in charge of powered transport and riding with him...
oh yes. and the super model, the caramel coloured one, with ringlet hair, absolute perfect face! and just for sweats' benefit ..... a perfectly pert rack on her!
