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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    So you don't know then. Wiki it like Dave would <ok>
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No. Death, nurses and fungus behaving without class <ok>
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Who's Lex? Does she share a flat with Dave and Davina?
     
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  4. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    who's this Lex bloke trying to muscle in on me bird Davina?
     
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  5. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    err a poem by john donne?


    that's two correctemendoes from moi, so that qualifies for smart arse of the fortnight!




    bring it on mickeys another title you'll never win!<diva>
     
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  6. Jonesey

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    Yep - I thought exactly the same.

    Shame she's out of the comp.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Lex is a bloke?
     
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  8. Sweats

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    I think it was the gappy teeth that does it..
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I think you need to ask yourself the question. "Who set the question?". You'll find the answer if you search deep inside yourself. No. I don't mean by ramming your fist up your arse.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

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    Actually. Perhaps I do <ok>
     
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  11. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    Ah see there lies a fault in your master plan, as yoo attained the knowledge from either

    a. Wikipedia (other knowledge based sites are available on-line kids!)

    b. a pissy night in the Patten nights after drowning your sorrows from watching another dire Liverpool performance!.


    I how ever am just a smart arse know it all.








    Lex? male or female?


    discuss ...
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Lex? Male, female, or....................

































    ...............................Spider-Goat<yikes>
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Talking of the Spider-Goat, I watched the rest of the edition of Horizon that it featured in last night. I think everyone should be forced to watch that so that they can get an idea what the human brain is capable of. Seriously 'out there' science.

    Get the LHC switched back on, you lazy bastards
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

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    I actually obtained the knowledge from St Paul's Cathedral.

    I've never been pissed in the Patten Arms. I wouldn't stay in there long enough to get pissed and if I was pissed, I wouldn't go anywhere near the shathole <ok>
     
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  15. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    ..not even if you were on a promise with Davina?







    ... or Lex?
     
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  16. Chief

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    I'm down with that, the thought of getting your old man snagged in the gap adds to the thrill.




    Gonz, prefer Cwrw Haf myself and am partial to a Gaeaf but can't stand that Magic Lagyr or whatever it's called.
     
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  17. Sweats

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  18. Red Hadron Collider

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    Not if Lex is a..................................































    ..........................................Spider-Goat<yikes>
     
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  19. StJohn_Red_Legend

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    Odd choice, that Lex. You obviously have 'ahem' acquired tastes, you lot. Quality of women in Wales must be questionable...
     
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  20. Chief

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    Go back a page and click the link I put on last night, a contestant from last year. She lives up the road and is ****ing hot man.
     
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