....how did I not see 'Spanner' in the OP's opening comment! I really don't want to go into why I thought you were on about a goon...to be fair you usually are!
Anyone remember that guy that claimed to have supported Man Utd but always posted on our board and seem to know more about Spurs than his 'own' team. His name escapes me atm
Would you like to share what happened on the unintentional visits. Particularly at what point you found out
It's quite a funny story, actually. A friend of ours from school - who was known to to partake of the occasional magic mushroom - met up with me and my crew on particular night (we would have been in our late teens), and effused about a bar he'd been too that was "chock full of pussy" (to coin his phrase, at the time), and where all the "birds" were apparently "gagging for it." Having more testosterone than was clinically necessary for a balanced life, both I and my pals were naturally keen to check the place out, so we organised a trip out to this magical palace of pussy. "It's called The Grapes, in Waltham Cross. You can't miss it! Everyone knows about the place." So, off we set in my friend Darren's Vauxhall Viva, four young herberts, looking forward to being taken to heights of sexual pleasure that none of us could barely imagine, not even in our wettest dreams! The first sign that things were not quite what they seemed was when we clapped eyes on the place. It looked rough; the kind of place that bouncers would go to in order to learn how to fight. Certainly not the kind of place one would expect to find a bevvy of dollies. Oh, well (we thought), best not to judge a book by it's cover. It's probably quite plush inside. It wasn't. In fact, the place was quite spartan, with the hint of sawdust on the bare wooden flooring. But the place was packed with totty! To the rafters, in fact. Blondes, brunettes, red-heads, and all very glamorous, too. "Christ! Baz is right!" we exclaimed, in unison. "This place really is a pussy palace!" I went to the bar to get the pints in, while the lads sat themselves down at a table by the main window. At the bar, my way was blocked by a rather tall blonde. It didn't strike me at the time that she was also very broad shouldered. "Excuse me, luv," I said, playfully. I am so glad, now, that I did not pinch its arse. When the lady turned to face me, I noticed, immediately, that she had a full beard and make-up that had been applied with all the subtlety of Coco The Clown. Not only that, but the tall brunette with whom she had been conversing had a moustache, very much in the style of Freddy Mercury, and a mermaid tattoo on her arm. The blonde licked its lips and said, in quite a sultry, but deep voice, "Fancy a blow-job in the bogs?" "What do you want, mate?" It was the barman. Except that, when I looked at him, he was dressed up as a woman, too; although, not a very convincing one. I panicked. "Er... I just need to have a word with my mates, to see... [gulp!] what flavour crisps they want." I raced to the table and blurted, "We've stumbled into the worst tranny bar in the known Universe! Let's get the fcuk out of here, quickly!" We were out of the place in seconds! Naturally, when we returned home, we questioned Baz extensively on what he'd done that night and whether or not he'd been blown by any blondes, but he seemed to have forgotten about the place, and couldn't recall any specific details of his own particular visit. As an act of generosity, in light of our long-standing friendship, we all decided to agree that he'd been to a different pub in Waltham Cross called The Grapes.
I think Baz may have been having a laugh. Sending your mates to a tranny bar after filling their heads with thoughts of an easy pull? Simple, yet effective.
I never read this before but im spitting out cheerios!!! im up to the bit where he says: Looking forward to losing to Wigan this weekend??? Surely with your top 4 credentials you should be winning this game confortably??? and we went ahead and won 9-1!!!
Always remember the context of that thread, El Bando. It makes it that much sweeter. It ran across two seasons. The first saw Spurs finish in the top 4 and West Ham barely avoid relegation. The second spanned our exciting Champions League campaign, as the Essex mob crashed out of the division in last place and flirted with administration. Quite ironic, as they were two things that TJ predicted for Spurs! To be fair to him, he did keep coming back. His stance about West Ham steadfastly refusing to do business with us is particularly amusing now. Cheers for Parker TJ, if you're out there!
Speaking of WUM does anyone remember the Blackburn fan KingBongtheRover or something? What a deluded bell end he was.
Ha ha Google KingBongtheRover and you find him, look at this beauty of a comment: comment by KingBongtheRover (U3339829) posted May 23, 2007 10m for Bale? Spurs? | complain about this comment Bet he is eating massive humble pie now lol
