Yes, one post is still whining. The three certainties; death, taxes and the single figure IQ of ****storm.
My god man, your a walking contradiction. Cant find anything remotely funny to say, so you regurgitate my old joke !...bless.
Not really, considering I so clearly own his frikin' ass. Phil, nor do I. It's hard to ignore little flies when they're buzzing round the room though, eh? *LOL
I just thought I'd share this with you all.. My farts are truly disgusting.. So bad in fact they are making me feel a little bit sick..
Yep, over the Aga so she yelps every time I thrust. Any room left in the cellar for her? We may need a Fritzl style expansion soon...
Been on the KFC again? I had to have one the other night after you said you'd gorged on it all weekend and I was left completely unfulfilled. It wasn't vintage. I bought this special four pack of St Peter's ales in Waitrose; ruby ale, best bitter, suffolk gold and mild. Everyone of them tastes the same. **** ale, don't go there.
She's alright, not as hot as last years Alice from up the road from me. Her son goes to school where mine do, oh yes. http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/w...-taylor-in-masterchef-contest-91466-28196731/
Not had any since the weekend.. Think it may have rotted my insides... That other bird Emma would also get tied up and beaten with a fish slice.. She was only 23... Looks older than that..
Try some of the Welsh stuff Rusholme. Tomos Watkins Cwrw Braf is good. Other than that I like Brooklyn Beer at the moment, the Americans do some good stuff.
