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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    Spider goat
    Spider goat
    Does whatever a spider goat does
    Can it swing?
    From a web?
    YES IT CAN IT'S A ****ING MUTANT! AAAAARRGGHH!!!!!!!!
     
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  2. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    i know, there's actually quite a few between the North west & South Wales, and further again down to the south coast.

    common as muck


    BTW What's it like to be owned?
     
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  3. Chief

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    No, not really. It was Monday morning, long drive first thing, and he irritated me and the more he picked the more I chose to allow myself to be wound up rather than ignoring.

    I can't let intellectually vacuous sub species like him ever have the last word, hence my meltdown.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No Barnes. They're all knees <ok>
     
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  5. Chief

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    Nice golf course dude.

    <ok>
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Probably all shatholes <ok>


    I believe Rufflad in the forum expert on ownerism <ok>
     
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  7. Chief

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    I am that, and you IS owned.



















































    Yeah.
     
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  8. Sweats

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    Everyone has gone a bit street today...

    Well I have spent the last couple of hours assembling three new office chairs... they're funkin marvelous, green padded leather..
     
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  9. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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  11. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    I thought I was!









    bitch!
     
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  12. Chief

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    Looks good, I was up there t'other week for an interview at The Village in Coryton and fancied a pint after that. I'd have gone if I'd known.
     
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  13. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    you should of said I can walk to the Village from my house
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You may be, if you identified 'The Scottish Play'. I thought it was Ruff lad, though I could be wrong. Who wrote it anyway?
     
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  15. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    the answer or the play? <laugh>

    twas I good sire!


    and the play was macbeth by shakespear's sister ..... davina!
     
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  16. Sweats

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    which davina is that then?
     
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  17. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    the one you buried, with her arse in the air, in your back garden ........ but don't tell dave
     
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  18. Daveunited

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    who is this Davina and Dave
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

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    Obviously not the play, for f..k's sake <doh> The quote above - No man is an island <ok>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Dave who?
     
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