The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

No, but Sweats does. Tunns lives in Newport, like all exiles who reside in Wales.


How many toes does a spider goat have? Or are you allowed to even call them toes? I'd ask the fountain of all knowledge Wiki but it's shut down for the day.

 

errrr no


and sweats lives in Worcester not in Gloucester.




and we're not drinking vast amounts of cider.... yet! That was a a gag about yesterday's post.




and no we're not gay



and no I'm not going to be garnishing his back garden!




and no the latter is not a euphinism!

 

Morning all, bit quiet on here huh?

 

Afternoon.

What do you expect when you show up

 

I heard you live in Newport. My Mum was born in Newport but escaped to the Celestial City aged 3 months. I went through it on a train once on the way to Cardiff. It looked a shathole.

 

Usually the whole of the first page is lit up with new posts and I sift through, but other than the stadium plans and the Newcastle one ( why bother with that) it has been quiet.

****, just got the joke, sorry man Got ran into the ground last night and just starting the morning coffee

 

You can still get on wiki. You just have to stop the page loading once the wiki page is up and before the protest page loads. The only thing more annoying than tedious anti piracy legislation that we in the UK can do nothing about is an inconvenient protest about tedious anti piracy legislation that we in the UK can do nothing about.

 

took a while but the penny finally dropped! the smiley's for the kid's chops

 

Don't know, but it's got 6 legs

 

so you moved to manchester as a baby eh? you kept that one quiet!


no I don't live in newport that was a well crafted gag from chops ... sorry I mean rufflad.

 

So are the front two its hands, the other four its feet? You can have toes on feet but you can't on hands/paws. Not allowed.

 

FAIL

My MUMwas born in Newport and moved to LIVERPOOLwhen she was 3 month old

I was born in LIVERPOOL MATERNITY HOSPITAL

So where do you live then?

 

give us a kiss and I'll tell thee!

 

There you go babe.

 

Did you know the elephant is the only animal on the planet with four knees?

 

you smooth talking bar steward!

Whitchurch a village attached to cardiff

 

Haa haa haa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The fact you chose to WRITE THIS IN CAPITALS PROVES that you weren't born in Liverpool.

You've never even been there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








Yeah.









You are frikin OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lolololololololololololol

 

There's a Whitchurch up near here. That's a shathole as well.

 

F..k. I've been rumbled..................................























.....................NOT

Where is Barnes anyway? He got to you yesterday. I don't think I've ever seen you ao annoyed. Have you got a bad temper generally?

 

You can't call them knees, the front two are arms really because they're at the front which makes them arms.

Therefore, two knees and two elbows. I read it on Wiki.