J W Heron

Again this has just been copied from ma inbox so read from the bottom upwards

 

****ing legend

 

Whats the story are these workmates of yours Nev? Afternoon ML

 

i picture this guy being the ugliest guy in the world.

 

naw he's ma mate, he works in a bank so does she. he forwards me stuff that he sends burds. if she knew hat he was really like she'd run for the hills.

to be fair his cheesy patter does work more than you'd think. he says this carla burd is a darlin but he says that about every burd he shags. he's no shagged her yet. but he's hopin to this weekend. but ma other mate shave his heed and eyebrows off on saturday nite so he looks like a ****in reprobate

 

J W Heron he sounds like a yank billionaire. To be fair if you have the patter you can get woman no matter what you look like. Im useless at chatting up women but thankfully my good looks help me over the line

 

I just hope the bird isnae that big ****ing orange thing, Nev posted on another thread, you wouldnae want to waste yer Armani shower gel scrubbing that tango **** aff her

 

That big orange thing Class Castleger

 

naw its no but thats the kina burd he's intae. a sent him an email with tango woman's pic in it sayin - what do u think of this babe?

he replies with -

 

Nev man to man just admit you want to/have nailed her

 

av no shagged her but a wud shag her. its NOT as if its top of ma to do list but if a ever see her in kirky al shag her and tell all yous awrite

 

I knew id get it oot ye Nev ye cannae bullshit a Johnstone man

 

missed a crucial word out in ma last post

 

Nev, she'll no be hard to spot in Kirky if she's on the street....there will be a big queue of cars waiting for her ****ing face to change to green!