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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 6, 2011.

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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Yes it's a bit late for this little bunny, think I'll head off for bed now.

    Night all, have a good one.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 7, 2011
  2. Mick

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    There was one called Tina, I think she left. It was too softcore for her.
     
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    Mick, Mar 7, 2011
  3. beardface

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    I rep'd Bruce, Mick & Cal and still cant give you or Ben Arfa any. <doh>
     
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    beardface, Mar 7, 2011
  4. Agent Bruce

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    Ha, managed to give you some GRB.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 7, 2011
  5. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    We had one called Ilovethisforum gave most of the lads a bloody heart attack
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Mar 7, 2011
  6. beardface

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    :emoticon-0128-hi:
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

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    Bring her back, we can change that! ;-)
     
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  8. Arfa's Left Foot

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    I still can't rep anyone! Not even Tash!
     
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  9. Mick

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    I've just given you some try now <whistle> (ps I didn't build the software, I've no ****in idea how the rep works really)
     
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    Mick, Mar 7, 2011
  10. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Still nothing, ahh i've not got a clue, think i'll give it a go tomorrow.
     
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    Arfa's Left Foot, Mar 7, 2011

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    She does not wear a headguard on saturdays for some game she plays eh? Stay in to shave her chest etc?
    Have her lower credentials been checked out?
    Get a tall good looking mate to go out with her. Then dump her. You can slide in there with sympathy and slimy motives.
     
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    Genghis Badger, Mar 7, 2011
  12. ToonSi

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    <laugh> Have some rep! Nearly choked on my coffee there.
     
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    ToonSi, Mar 7, 2011
  13. Agent Bruce

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    Yes I guess that's what you really would call obese!
     
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  14. Alfie

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    How did I miss this thread?

    6ft 3???

    Don't look now but it appears there's a monkey climbing up your would be girlfriend!

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Alfie, Mar 7, 2011
  15. Hugh Briss

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    In all seriousness, if this girl is suffering with low self-esteem issues, I think the best thing you could do is expose her private fears out on the internet - better still use a footballing website that will be stuffed full of sensitive men like me.

    It's hard to fathom just how backward you really are young man.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Mar 7, 2011
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    Why we're on the subject of our crude collective sense of humour, are there any articles on the Newcastle Forum homepage that have owt naughty in the title? I can't get on to it at work and it says SITE BLOCKED, REASON: PORNOGRAPHY <laugh>
     
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    steviemac14, Mar 7, 2011
  17. Agent Bruce

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    Loads of naked ladies. Disgusting really!
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 7, 2011
  18. Ain't milk brilliant

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    This works for me every time, you need to show her who is in command.

    1) (In a spanish accent) every time you see her say "Holy shiiiiiiiiiiit it's Big Foot"
    2) whilst "surprise sexing" her, tell her to stop whinging it'll only hurt for a minute
    3) Once your toe's have curled tell her she was **** and to get dressed! :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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    Sexy Poll maybe?
     
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    u408379965, Mar 7, 2011
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    Depends what sort of filter it is, if it's designed with people like Tash in mind the article titled "Formation" would set it off as well.
     
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    u408379965, Mar 7, 2011
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