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Off Topic NSFW. Advice about women...

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  1. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    I'm on 2, but ain't sent any out, though will add anyone within reason.
     
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  2. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Yeah I know, some people have like 5/6 apparantly!
     
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  3. beardface

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    "Your friendship request has been sent to cbrad270685" :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    Managed to give Jose and Hatem some rep but couldn't give GBR or cbrad any.
     
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  5. TheLittleGeordie

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    You shouldn't be I've got one...

    And that's you
     
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  6. Arfa's Left Foot

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    No more tags allowed :(

    Either way Tash should go for it, tall girls look good. Was all over a 6 foot 4 girl in a club last week, i'm 6 foot 3 or so, so obviously not much difference, but still taller than me! Nothing weird about it. So if she's got low self esteem make her feel good about herself. Just go for it mate!

    Or following the trend... wait until her birthday, rape her, and call it a surprise present.
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

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    All the same size when they're laying down anyway.
     
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  8. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Tall women can run away quicker normally though...
     
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  9. Mick

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    This thread seems epic, anyone care to summarise in about 250 words?
     
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  10. Cal.

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    Not the obese ones, some of them are taller on their back.
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

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    Just a bit of light hearted chat about BT's new gf Mick.
     
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  12. Arfa's Left Foot

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    I can do it in six.

    Tash plans rape on tall friend.
     
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  13. AH

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    Barton's Tash asked for advice on women problems, and how to cheer up his female friend which he likes, to which we advised him he should ask her out, until eventually it turned more into a thread of advice for sleeping with women, and then to raping people in general.
    It's that sort of 'you have to read the entire thing to see how the hell something like this developed' threads..yeah.
     
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    Definately worth a read through it all if you havent already, was close to tears with laughter at certain points <laugh>
     
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  15. beardface

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    <laugh> rep (if available)
     
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  16. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Yeah i spent about 20 mins trawling through it and was in stitches at points. Definitely worth a proper read.
     
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  17. Agent Bruce

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    Think it's called dirty minds!
     
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    Even had a SMB tryin to be funny
     
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  19. beardface

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    Think thats the most important word.
     
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  20. AH

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    Oh yeah I remember that...
    Seems like such a long time ago now.
    8 pages in one evening, we did well.
     
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