This burd went to ma school

you wont believe me but in school she was shaggable. not anythin to write home about but you wud dick her cos she had big tits and wasnt fat like she is now. check the nick a her these days.

ps she's the one with the sun tan

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its a ****ing oompa loompa

 

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its like she's in goldfinger

 

**** knows. its unreal init?

 

Her face is the same size and colour as the sun... fact

Actually, scrub that. Is that Carl Cox with a wig?

 

You would end up with a goldmember

Thats ****ing ridiculous though. Someone should shoot the cow

 

I would and you already have Nev

 

nah here's the thing. a saw her on facebook but cudny see any of her pics so a added her to see what she looked like cos av no seen her for aboot 10 years. then when she accepted a got the shock of ma life ****in disgustin.

ad probs still shag her tho if a was blitzed but a dont drink anymore thank ****

 

That the one that gave you the stingin pish nev aye?

 

She likes the fake tan so whit Nev big blonde with big melons is always an attraction for any man

 

naw she's no on facebook yet.

 

she's a 12 pinter

 

Cant see the picture.

I'm gonna say I'd tap it anyway

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2899798/Worst-fake-tan-foul-ups-on-web.html

 

i cant stop looking at her, people just shouldnt be that colour

 

try this B

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/69/orange3.jpg

 

where's kenny miller?

 

She looks like Simon Weston the day after his accident

 

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They look like they've been smeared in ****e.