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Sports That Are Not Sports

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Jan 17, 2012.

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  1. gas

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    Archery
     
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  2. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    it would seem so to some. <laugh>
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What about water sports?

    Normally it's done in private between consenting adults, but should it be competative?
     
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    Gambol, Jan 17, 2012
  4. Cyclonic

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    If it's called a sport, is it legally a sport?
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Listen to ****ing Mark Twain.

    Anyway, netball isn't a sport. My missus asked me to go and watch her play. I stayed for about 2 minutes until I realised that when you receive the ball you can't run, only pirouette. Lazy ****s.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 17, 2012
  6. gas

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    :D

    Would need to be at least three people present to make it work properly, two contestants and a judge. I wish to judge the biggest squirt from a fanny competition<ok>
     
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  7. AdamBanana20

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    Darts,Golf,Boxing,Snooker and Cricket are all sports.Fact.
     
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  8. AdamBanana20

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    Why isn't motorsport a sport?
    You just think it's just like some bloke driving around like a sunday driver...It takes huge physical demands on your body.
     
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    Horse racing isn't a sport.
     
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  10. Otto Flayshow

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    Anything that involves a judge awarding points is not a real sport.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jan 18, 2012

  11. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    And as a lot of ' sports ' require quick hands ...
    The gold medal for Olympic freestyle ****ing goes to Gambol.






    ps G, I don't actually mean it-although I do think you were asking for it, and it would have been rude not to oblige.
     
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  12. alwaysright

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    Sport ? with a 'sporting headline'

    please log in to view this image
     
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    alwaysright, Jan 18, 2012
  13. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Crack/smack addiction also place huge physical demands on your body. Shall we call them sports?

    Good point Tarqs. Too subjective to be a sport.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jan 18, 2012
  14. alwaysright

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    Gymnastic floor exercises - that's just gay dancing.
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

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    Yes but when it comes down to it it is just driving a car.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jan 18, 2012
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    This, although it can be quite good when the lazy cows do actually get some pace up and a bit of bounce<ok>

    Also...goal attack?

    What else would you be ****ing attacking ffs?

    Same for Goal Defence.

    Silly ****s

    It's like touch rugby, ****ing waste of time.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Rounders. Now that's sport. The Americans love it.
     
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  18. RAVENBLACK

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    Rounders was invented by William Webb Ellis in 1948 when he was watching the European Synchronised Swimming Championships in Zaire.

    Not a lot of people know that................
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jan 18, 2012
  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It appears we no longer need wikipedia.
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I was flicking through the channels the other night and the table football world cup was on eurosport <laugh> <doh>
     
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