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Just had a phonecall from the missus

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  1. TN8

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    Apparently theres a "human ****" - dunno how she knows its human - wrapped up in a tshirt lying on the stairs in our building.

    Manky bastards.
     
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    TN8, Mar 23, 2010
  2. Johnbhoy#7

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    What do you expect in Easterhouse!
     
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  3. TN8

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    Dennistoun JB, Dennistoun <ok>

    Hows it goin anyway? Pished?!
     
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    TN8, Mar 23, 2010
  4. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Does that mean she unwrapped the t shirt and was face to face with the ****?
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Mar 23, 2010
  5. Johnbhoy#7

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    Naw im no pished just relaxing got a day off. Dennistoun=****ehole
     
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    Johnbhoy#7, Mar 23, 2010
  6. Kim Jong Il

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    my neighbour caught some manky wee skanks filming each other ****ting in my close on their phones before. she cleaned it up herself. <doh>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Mar 23, 2010

  7. TN8

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    Magic i dont really know what happened, think it was just hanging out the sides or somethin.

    Still raging at her cos she ****in launched herself into the back of me at 4am this morning in her sleep, and that was me pretty much awake til 7. She's a ****in nutter in her sleep, 2nd time she's done that <grr>
     
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  8. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    How the **** she manage to do that from her cage?
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Mar 23, 2010
  9. TN8

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    <laugh> Oooft!










    Actually that might no be a bad idea <ok>
     
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  10. Castleger

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    "human ****" <laugh><laugh>

    **** me, is your missus on CSI Dennistoun <laugh>

    she obviously knows her **** <ok>
     
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    Castleger, Mar 23, 2010
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    TN8 it was me i tried to **** on her chest but missed <ok>

    So i tea-bagged her instead <ok>
     
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    TN8

    I hope it isnae yer good " Frankie Says Relax T-shirt"
     
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    Castleger, Mar 23, 2010
  13. RDW1

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    Get Brum on the case.
    He's into thay sortof thing, and is doing **** all anyway.
     
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    RDW1, Mar 23, 2010

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