Deal done

[Jarramag88]

Real statement of intent by the club this. Owa the moon.

 

[The Situation]

Have to say its been a weird day, was eating some crisps earlier (won't name brand for trademark purposes), was about to crunch on a crisp when I realised it looked exactly like Papiss Cisse.

I then knew we would get him this window, have to say dont think even the crisp predicted it to be today

 

[Pull the Arfa one]

video of tash performing the vasectomy to come?

 

[Jonas' Dance Teacher]

Oh ****, I said I'd chop my nob off if we signed him

 

[Somebodys pinched my sombrero]

Don't know a great deal about him, only what I've seen on you tube and heard via the media, but what I'm greatly impressed with is the way NUFC have handled this transfer. No rumours, just get him here in the afternoon and signed by the evening. No messing. Well done Newcastle United.

 

[Mr Wonderful]

Great signing, surprised he got the number 9 shirt without playing a game though.

 

[Geordie boys taking pa-piss]

Hopefully by the time the next one is on we will have plenty of depth to cope. Maybe sign Erding in the summer to give us 3 quality strikers?...

If we make Europe its the kind of signing I'd like to see ( with players like lovenkrands going the other way) we really lack strength in depth.

 

[MattNUFC]

this needed a new thread imo as it will get cluttered everywhere else. Fee believed around 9 million. 5 and a half year deal. Been confirmed by the club

******* yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jonas' Dance Teacher]

If we make Europe its the kind of signing I'd like to see ( with players like lovenkrands going the other way) we really lack strength in depth.

Yeah lol. I just hope this Cisse not pap or piss like his name suggests

 

[Geordie boys taking pa-piss]

Yeah lol. I just hope this Cisse not pap or piss like his name suggests

Or piss

 

[Leon Bessi]

Oh ****, I said I'd chop my nob off if we signed him

Yup.

 

[Alfie]

Every 2 years, except this year and last, as it's changing from even years to odd years.

Also moving to June/July so as to not interfere with domestic seasons

 

[je ne sais quoi]

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[Cheik the room]

Or piss

He said piss

 

[Jonas' Dance Teacher]

Yup.

I'll just cut it off so I can have a vagina instead

 

[je ne sais quoi]

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[Geordie boys taking pa-piss]

He said piss

Whoopsy!

 

[Taylors Tricks]

get in!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jonas' Dance Teacher]

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Bet he's got the biggest in the dressing room now

 

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