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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 6, 2011.

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  1. Hatem Is A Geordie

    Hatem Is A Geordie Active Member

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    Same <laugh> especially nothing serious!
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Mar 6, 2011
  2. TheLittleGeordie

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    oh come-on........ the first 2-3 pages were serious.....then it emerged that most of us are rapists
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Mar 6, 2011
  3. Amnesiac

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    Duct tape is silver... Silence is golden.
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    That's bound to work GG.
     
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  5. Paco Montoya

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  6. Geordie Gashead

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    When I attempt to have sex with girls they never know what's hit them.

    It's usually a brick or a crowbar for the record.
     
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    Geordie Gashead, Mar 6, 2011
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  8. Heavy Metal Toon

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    A basic summary of the result of this article:

    We've learned how to comfort a girl with low self asteem, so we can rape them.

    Brilliant. <ok>
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 6, 2011
  9. Paco Montoya

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  10. AH

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    Brilliant ha
    Would rep you mate..but ya know..spread it and all that shizzle
     
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  11. Geordie Gashead

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    Rape is such a strong word.

    I prefer 'sexually abuse'.
     
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    Geordie Gashead, Mar 6, 2011
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    No, no, no. You don't need to comfort a girl you're going to rape.
     
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    u408379965, Mar 6, 2011
  13. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    And the girl doesn't have to have low self asteem!
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Mar 6, 2011
  14. Smudger

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    How about "surprise sex"?
     
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  15. TheLittleGeordie

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    Yeh suprise is key
     
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  16. AH

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    Common courtesy, if you're going to sexually abuse them you might as well do it somewhere comfortable, like an abandoned mattress down a dank alleyway
     
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    AH, Mar 6, 2011
  17. Heavy Metal Toon

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    How about "sex without asking first".
     
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  18. AH

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    I'd never normally ask a girl for sex, that's just begging.
    And beggars can't be choosers.
    Rapists, on the other hand, can be. But in a rapists world, you can't be picky.
     
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  19. Paco Montoya

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    I would rep, but I don't know how....
     
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  20. beardface

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    More productive than most articles <ok>.
     
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