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Joseph cala

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  1. Singing Blue 3

    Singing Blue 3 Well-Known Member

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  2. Piebacca

    Piebacca Well-Known Member

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    At least you'll be owned by the proper mafia this time, not a knock off version.
     
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  3. ----HistoryRepeating----

    ----HistoryRepeating---- Well-Known Member

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    He sounds.....err....reliable. <laugh>
    Under water hotels, at least the skates will have somewhere to go when it goes belly up!
     
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  4. 3rd eye

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    You may mock HR but Cala-mity Joe sounds ermmmm <yikes>

    So we could become the first club to move into an underwater stadium then all your fishy jokes will take on a whole new dimension :emoticon-0105-wink:

    God help us - why do we attract the nutters?
     
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  5. Wooperts_duck

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    Heard a rumour that ex - Arsenal Chairman David Dein is somewhere in the background with a consortium.

    Please let it be true !
     
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  6. PompeyLapras

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    Imagine how cool it would be if we had a new stadium built underwater in the Solent somewhere. Probably beyond the Isle of Wight.
     
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  7. Wooperts_duck

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    Build it at Blackgang Chine, and it probably would be underwater within about 10 years <laugh>
     
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  8. pompeymeowth

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    If a team, playing in our new, under the sea, Flatfish Park, defends for 85 minutes then go on the break, and score a late winner, could we call that a "smash and glub" raid?
     
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    There's a plaice for that kind of joke PM :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  10. I am the Hermanator

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    Good cod that was a bad pun.
     
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  11. pompeymeowth

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    Will we get comp chips, with our fish, in his new undersea casino?
     
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    I haddock on good authority that it would be chips with everything
     
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  13. Piebacca

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    It's called a christmas cracker.
     
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    oh cod help us!

    Thankfully there is apparently a consortium headed by an ex prem chairman in the offering............which is why cala has spat his dummy and threatened to pull the bid........bumpy ride a ahead me thinks!

    BP
     
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    David Dein, BP ? I do hope so.
     
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  17. pompeymeowth

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    You kinda get the feeling, that Cala wrote the story for them.
     
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  18. It’s Only A Game

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    Mmm I wonder why.
     
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    3rd eye, the following quote had me in fits of laughter:-

    "Having failed to get that project afloat, he is now eyeing the embattled club in England&#8217;s naval city. After the son of an arms dealer, a Gulf &#8220;millionaire&#8221; who appeared to have no money, another who may not have existed and a Russian banker wanted for alleged asset-stripping, Pompey&#8217;s sixth owner in 30 months could be a businessman already dubbed &#8216;The Man from Atlantis&#8217;."

    "The Man from Atlantis" - can it get any more amusing than this ?!..................
     
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  20. 3rd eye

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    I know Wooperts, it's even better than Calamari!

    It isn't on the Telegraph page now but even Chanrai tweeted a sneering comment at him and his claim to earn 30% fees from his introductions in Hawaii.

    It is such a good job that us Pompey born people have such a good sense of the ridiculous <laugh>
     
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