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  1. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    ...or the nearest blunt instrument. <ok>
     
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    u408379965, Mar 6, 2011
  2. KingoStarr

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    Glad to hear it mate, also good luck with her
     
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  3. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    If she says no blame alcohol. Thats saved me a few times
     
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    He already has, thats why shes asleep.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  6. u408379965

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    That's a risky technique. I narrowly escaped disaster trying that, and every girl i've been with since has thought I'm Jewish.
     
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    u408379965, Mar 6, 2011
  7. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Climb up the beanstalk, wake her up and use some of your new moves!
     
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  8. beardface

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    To be fair, there is probably about a pages worth of serious comments, and if they dont work then you have some quality posts to cheer you up <ok>
     
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    beardface, Mar 6, 2011
  9. TheLittleGeordie

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    So to recap Tash needs:
    Rohipynol
    Chloroform
    A step ladder
    A fiver
    Balaclarver & gloves
    Lots of alcohol
    His formation porn
    and last but not least all the snappy one liners on this thread
     
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  10. Smudger

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    True, alcohol can solve most of the problems it creates <ok>
     
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  11. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    And tissues












    For if she says no and he gets upset
     
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    Definitely some good stuff in there, and some just plain funny
     
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  13. Smudger

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    Oh and best of luck tash <ok>
     
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  14. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    This has to go down in Not606 history as the most epic thread so far. Good luck Tash <ok>
     
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    "I want to **** you so hard my cock comes out your chest like the chestburster in Alien"

    Subtle. <ok>
     
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    Geordie Gashead, Mar 6, 2011
  16. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

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    If she says no then go all Mel Gibson on her
     
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    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco, Mar 6, 2011
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    Good luck tash, after reading this thread i think you may need it :)
     
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    TheMightyToon, Mar 6, 2011
  18. TheLittleGeordie

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    And the resulting blood pool
     
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    This article is a real eye opener im never asking for advice on not606 <laugh>
     
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    KingoStarr, Mar 6, 2011
  20. Geordie Gashead

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    "I like my women the way I like my wine"

    Mature and classy?

    "No, white and 3 years old"
     
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    Geordie Gashead, Mar 6, 2011
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