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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 6, 2011.

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  1. Samuel L Ameobi

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    What is this i dont even
     
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  2. MagpieMuzz

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  3. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Tash when you go out take some Yellow Pages to stand on
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    1066 AG a very big date in history.
     
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  5. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Is this her?

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Mar 6, 2011
  6. AH

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    Damn! Someone saw me...
     
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  7. Samuel L Ameobi

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    Lmao at rape tactics tag
     
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    Samuel L Ameobi, Mar 6, 2011
  8. TheLittleGeordie

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    Don't be embarresed, i bet you got all the ladys that night

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    rape tactics was mine
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Mar 6, 2011
  9. AH

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    I woke up covered in bitches, it was more of a hindrance than anything else
     
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  10. Paco Montoya

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    Take drugs.

    Then you'll be as high as she is.

    I'll get my coat...
     
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    Paco Montoya, Mar 6, 2011

  11. Heavy Metal Toon

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    wow, i went off for half an hour, and i find my article stickied and nearly 250 views :O
     
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  12. TheLittleGeordie

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    You've accdently created one of the greatest threads on this forum
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Mar 6, 2011
  13. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Put any of the ideas into practise?
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Mar 6, 2011
  14. u408379965

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    230+ comments, if you can't get her in the sack after these you're beyond help mate. <ok>
     
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    u408379965, Mar 6, 2011
  15. Geordie Gashead

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    As a rapist, I find some of these jokes offensive.
     
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    Geordie Gashead, Mar 6, 2011
  16. Heavy Metal Toon

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    lol, well she's most likely asleep....

    ...(here we go)
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 6, 2011
  17. AH

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    I hope you found the advice in some of our serious comments useful before it turned more jokey, I do apologise otherwise though.
     
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  18. Smudger

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    Keep us updated, and remember, if she wakes up, go for the chloroform!
     
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  19. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Thanks lads. I appreciate the serious comments, and the rapist ones.
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 6, 2011
  20. Geordie Gashead

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    Hope you've got protection (glove, balaclava, cricket bat) and if she screams shove your cock down her throat.
     
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    Geordie Gashead, Mar 6, 2011
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