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Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by CanariesSoccer, Jan 17, 2012.

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  1. CanariesSoccer

    CanariesSoccer Well-Known Member

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    Q. How many 1p5wich fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A. Both of them.
     
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    CanariesSoccer, Jan 17, 2012
  2. KIO

    KIO Well-Known Member

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    Q. What's the difference between the 1p5wich Town team bus and a second hand dartboard?

    A. The dartboard has all the pricks on the outside !

    The old ones are the best <laugh>
     
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  3. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Hollywood film makers admitted defeat when they tried to cast people from Norwich for the updated version of the nativity play... They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin!

    It's as bad as your's CS <ok>
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Jan 17, 2012
  4. KIO

    KIO Well-Known Member

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    Q. What do 1p5wich Town and Wigan Athletic have in common ?

    A. Empty seats !
     
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  5. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Q. What the difference between Norwich and a bucket of ****e?

    A. The Bucket!
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Jan 17, 2012
  6. Home on the range canary

    Home on the range canary Well-Known Member

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    What has 14 arms and an IQ of 4? The Ipswich subs bench.

    How many Ipswich fans does it take to change a light bulb? None- They're all happy living in City's shadow


    What do you call 20 Ipswich Fans skydiving from an aeroplane? Diahorrea.


    Q: Name three English clubs with swear-words in their names.
    A: Scunthorpe, Arsenal, and Ipswich ****ing town.


    What's the difference between a lift and Ipswich? A lift doesn't take 9 months to go down
     
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  7. KIO

    KIO Well-Known Member

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    LOL <laugh> LOL <laugh> LOL <laugh> LOL <laugh> LOL <laugh>
     
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  8. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    How does a Norwich fan know when his sister is on?

    His Dad's dick tastes funny!
     
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  9. Home on the range canary

    Home on the range canary Well-Known Member

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    Someone asked me the other day, what time do Ipswich kick off?
    About every ten minutes I replied.
     
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  10. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst Staff Member

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    An Ipswich fan rang the ground to see what time the next home match kicked off. "What time can you get here?" came the reply.
     
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  11. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Norwich fan turns to his mate and says "I can count on one hand the number of chances we had today...!"

    His mate says "Yeah 6 chances and we still couldn't score!"
     
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  12. Carra_Rud

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    JWM, your "efforts" are bloody awful, even compred to ours.

    Always the same jokes from you - D-
     
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  13. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Truth hurts hey Carra <ok>
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Jan 17, 2012
  14. SAM THE (NORWICH) MAN

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    Fergie, Jewell, Dalglish and Lambert go to a pub for a drink. Kenny goes up and gets the first round of drinks. Jewell the second and Fergie the third. Lambert buys the next but Jewell complains &#8220;where&#8217;s mine?!&#8221; Lambert replies &#8220;sorry pal, this is the fourth round and you&#8217;re not in it&#8221;
     
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  15. Carra_Rud

    Carra_Rud Active Member

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    Not at all, mate. I'm sat here fingering my Sister with my extra digit.<ok>
     
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    Northamptonncfc Well-Known Member

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    A recent survey revealed people from Ipswich like incest jokes. It reminds them of their childhood...
     
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    Northamptonncfc, Jan 17, 2012
  17. Phuketcanary

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    1.)
    Q. If Man United fans watch Man United TV, and Chelsea fans watch Chelsea TV, and Arsenal fans watch Arsenal TV, what do Ipswich fans watch?

    A. The History Channel.



    2.)
    Ipswich - Putting the relation into relationship.


    3.)
    When the 'Josef Fritzl Incest Trial' started half of Ipswich tried to sign up and try it out.



    4.)
    1 in 4 girls in Ipswich have a problem with incest.
    Just goes to show how ****ed up their county really is.... 3 out of 4 girls don't mind it.
     
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    Phuketcanary, Jan 18, 2012
  18. Walsh.i.am

    Walsh.i.am Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I thought it was Liverpool who watched the history channel, QPR the shopping channel and 1p5wich watched the fantasy channel. <ok>
     
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  19. Phuketcanary

    Phuketcanary Well-Known Member

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    i like that one better! QPR and 1p5wich in one go. Efficient!
     
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    Phuketcanary, Jan 18, 2012
  20. ilovedelia

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    My mate said if he won the lottery he was going to buy Ipsquit Down, and if he got 4 numbers up he'd get them a striker as well!

    ILD OTBC :smiley:
     
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    ilovedelia, Jan 19, 2012
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