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  1. beardface

    beardface Active Member

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    Its genius. He waits for her to get drunk. (As she is 6"3 she probably costs a lot more ££ to get drunk than most lasses mind.)
     
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    beardface, Mar 6, 2011
  2. Paco Montoya

    Paco Montoya Well-Known Member

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    Wait til 21st December 2012, everyone will be desperate for some......
     
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    Paco Montoya, Mar 6, 2011
  3. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    In an hour and a half this has got 200 posts <laugh> keep 'em coming lads!
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Mar 6, 2011
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    RBT with his newly found competitors.

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    Son of a pitch, Mar 6, 2011
  5. Amnesiac

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    Tash, the best way to get a woman to have sex with you is to compliment her, like, "Wow you're a fast runner, you almost got away."
     
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    Amnesiac, Mar 6, 2011
  6. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Not going to happen.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Mar 6, 2011
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    I actually have the solution, bring her back to yours and wait til she gets a load of your formation porn (I imagine your house is full of different variations and teams posted on the walls). She'll be powerless to resist!
     
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    It's the ones that get away that are the problem
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Mar 6, 2011
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    Remember Tash if think you're gunna havea chance to have sex ALWAYS carry protection.

    Gloves and balaclavas are recommened.
     
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    Geordie Gashead, Mar 6, 2011
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    You're gonna feel so stupid when it does.

    Hang on...
     
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    u408379965, Mar 6, 2011
  12. Paco Montoya

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    Well I think a simpe equation will clear everything up

    No + Rohypnol = Yes
     
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    Paco Montoya, Mar 6, 2011
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  15. Cal.

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    Wear heels or platform shoes to make her feel normal.
     
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    Cal., Mar 6, 2011
  16. Samuel L Ameobi

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    I would say take her to a home game but I cant run the risk of being sat behind the B*****D
     
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    Samuel L Ameobi, Mar 6, 2011
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    <laugh>

    Managed to screw the system and give you some rep for it too. <ok>
     
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    u408379965, Mar 6, 2011
  19. John Smith

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    Oh, that's the way. Make sure everyone's staring at you!

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    John Smith, Mar 6, 2011
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    Just tell her to soak in the bath for about half an hour to relax her and then tell her to put her sexiest underwear on and her lowest cut mini dress and to put her best perfume on and then .............. send her along to me and I'll tell her all the things you want her to know.
     
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