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Off Topic NSFW. Advice about women...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 6, 2011.

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  1. Smudger

    Smudger Active Member

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    This is the best thread ever, imagine if she was on not606? <laugh>

    I'd rep every one of you, but I cant be arsed. Keep them coming <ok>
     
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  2. Paco Montoya

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    Go shopping with her.

    She'll be able to reach all those top shelves, which nearly always have something good on them.
     
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    Paco Montoya, Mar 6, 2011
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    http://tinyurl.com/65y6nya
     
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  4. AH

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    This thread has suddenly turned into " best way to rape someone " (not necessarily women, judging by the previous man-crush related threads i'm unsure of people's gender preferences)
     
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    AH, Mar 6, 2011
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    **** photoshopping but I can't be arsed to do better:

    please log in to view this image
     
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    u408379965, Mar 6, 2011
  6. TheLittleGeordie

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    If you want her to feel better just say shes 'kidnappable'. It's the best coment a true man can give
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Mar 6, 2011
  7. Heavy Metal Toon

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    I don't drink because i had 5 pints out first time drinking, and had a few hours of fun, but the day after was horrible. I don't want to go through that experience again.
    The hangover i had was awful, and i don't think a few hours of semi-concious fun is worth a full day in the depths of hell afterwards.

    I may drink the occassional WKD or Bacardi breezer, but i don't go further than 1 or 2. Anyway, after a couple of drinks i get extremely tired anyway. I want to go to sleep.
    I don't know how i made it to 5 pints at the gig, i thought i was going to fall asleep after 2!
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 6, 2011
  8. Smudger

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    Tag: "tash's dash for gash"

    <laugh>

    Whoever put that deserves rep.
     
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    Smudger, Mar 6, 2011
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  10. TheLittleGeordie

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    We're straight it's just Cheik is so god-dam sexy that he's enough to make anyone question themselves
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Mar 6, 2011

  11. Cal.

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    Not sure he can satisfy that thing, she appears to like water coolers up the arse.
     
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    Cal., Mar 6, 2011
  12. The Secret Ingredient

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    "I have a friend. She's quite a tall lass, about 6ft 3" Andy Carroll by any chance
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Mar 6, 2011
  13. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Given all the sensible advice i can think off.

    All I can say is how would you feel if she met someone liked him and he was a arsehole after awhil
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Mar 6, 2011
  14. AH

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    Beers at lunch time make me sleepy, especially in the summer sun. Was mental going to the pub for lunch on my last day of 6th form, getting pissed all day in the boiling sun, then having to get ready to play a gig at a club that night. I was nackered, not to mention slightly sun burnt ha. S'all good.
     
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  15. TheLittleGeordie

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    Nah it's definatly worth it
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Mar 6, 2011
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    <laugh>
     
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  17. Smudger

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    In all seriousness tash, drink was invented by and for people in the position you (and the most of the people viewing this thread) are in. Especially if you have any Rohypnol, made by and for more impatient people in your position ;)
     
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  18. AH

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    Great excuse for you guys who put Tiote, but I cited Michael J Fox and Damon Albarn as my man crushes, so I have no excuses...

    On a side note, 500th post. Woop.
     
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    AH, Mar 6, 2011
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    Tag: "tash's dash for gash"

    That is great tagging, haha
     
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    MagpieMuzz, Mar 6, 2011
  20. Geordie Gashead

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    I knew a girl who wouldn't have sex with me on religious grounds.

    She said graveyards scare the **** out of her.
     
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    Geordie Gashead, Mar 6, 2011
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