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  1. TheLittleGeordie

    TheLittleGeordie Active Member

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    Yeh from my experiances it works better face to face
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Mar 6, 2011
  2. Heavy Metal Toon

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    If i was going to ask a lass out i wouldn't ask her on a "date", i'd just ask her to around to the house for a dvd and a drink or something. I don't like fancy resteraunts, Lau's in China town is heaven to me lol, and the pictures wouldn' be a great bonding activity. And besides i've already been with her to loads of places. All that would change would be we'd act more like a couple and be more intimate.
     
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  3. Hatem Is A Geordie

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  4. Son of a pitch

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    If me eating KFC doesn't impress a girl... well frankly, I give up.
     
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  5. beardface

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    Then your name is a lie.
     
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  6. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Son of a pitch...

    gone to KFC for a KFC. Fat ****. :D
     
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  7. steviemac14

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    Go for it. Hopefully if you get your leg over then you'll mellow a bit. Also if there's something we can all learn from this, don't befriend women.
     
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    Ah nice one mate :)

    Yeah I've always had stick from people at schools about my arms (very hairy haha) and it's never really bothered me. Been shaving since i was 13 and some people who are 16 still take the piss so i just bring up their total lack of facial hair to shut them up :)
     
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  9. beardface

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    "Come round for a DVD" makes them think "Come round mine for sex".

    Well, thats the way girls I know tend to react...maybe says more about them than girls in general.....<whistle>

    Go bowling, and lose. That'll work a treat.

    Then you have an excuse to ask her to go again.
     
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  10. Heavy Metal Toon

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    I've not had a girlfriend, but i'm not a virgin mate.
     
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    This
     
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  12. TheMightyToon

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    Damn your good! I'm using that ****
     
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  14. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Answer these yourself dont have to tell everyone

    1. How would you ask her if you did
    2 Where would you ask her
    2 Would you try to make her happy
     
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    Say you've booked tickets to the cinema and that you've already paid and that the person you were going with pulled out and it be awesome if you could go then when the lights go down make the move!!!!!!!!!
     
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  16. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    This is something I could never do, went bowling with the ex a couple of times and completely smashed her each time, I get so competitive <laugh>
     
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  17. TheMightyToon

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    <laugh>
     
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  18. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    <laugh>
     
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  19. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Did you have competitions to see who could last the longest... ; )
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 6, 2011
  20. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    I dont try to lose i normally do anyway.

    But pool i let her get ahead then think i cant do this and win
     
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