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  1. beardface

    beardface Active Member

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    Dont think girls see it like that <ok>
     
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    beardface, Mar 6, 2011
  2. AH

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    I would rep you mate! ..but..ya know..spread it around and all that
     
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  3. KingoStarr

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Gutierrez_right_boot again. :(
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  5. NUFCtomw362

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    Haha, lethal combo :p

    Mate who I normally go to games with gets called jesus, colo, or rocker quite a lot too... there seems to be a few about <laugh>
     
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    NUFCtomw362, Mar 6, 2011
  6. Paco Montoya

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    I think, and you know you can count on my advice as I've had 1 girlfriend, that girls really like any attention, except possibly rape, and telling her your feelings would be a good idea...
     
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    Paco Montoya, Mar 6, 2011
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    <whistle>
     
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  8. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

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    Better add David Luiz to that list soon...
     
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    Hi Guys, reading this and having a chuckle by the way, I was beginning to panic. I actually thought you may have been talking about my niece, she's 6ft 2 and she's a stunner. I just checked your age Tash and she's a bit older than you so it wont be her but her attitude is, that she can't hide her height so she walks tall. She does make a point of socialising in town as she is less likely to stand out as much.
    Also, there are female members on this forum, myself being one of them
     
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  10. Geordie Gashead

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    Yeah, I learnt that the hard way.
     
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    Damn, can no longer rep half the people on this page :(
     
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    Well at least if you ask her what i wrote and she says yes your in. If shes polite and says no just say ok was only thinking hypotheticaly
     
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  13. NUFCtomw362

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    <laugh> he should already be on it... imagine the wall of hair him and colo could form at the back. Only Tiote could break such a fortress.
     
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    Blimey where are you all
     
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    In the kitchen.
     
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    Possibly rape?
    haha! :p
     
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    Andy Gray's back!
     
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  18. ThrillerinAsprilla

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    Tash, best thing you can do is, just be there for her, be her friend. Don't push things, just let it take its own course.....
     
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    Ive had 5 gf, 1 was my fiancee for a month
     
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    Yeah I recieve a lot of comments on the ginger beard front but they dont bother me

    Yeh it seems you have to have long hair to be a rocker even though all my mates have short hair and love rock where as i just about tolerate it and have the longest hair haha
     
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