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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It used to be powdery as well. Never seen white cat shat. Why weren't they poisoning the bastards that really deserved it ? <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jan 17, 2012
  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I've only got two toes. Is this still OK?
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jan 17, 2012
  3. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    What, you mean mancs?

    I always wondered that.
     
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    Jonesey, Jan 17, 2012
  4. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    have you been smoking the old Red Lebanon or something?






    .... everyone knows Dun Loaghaire is a ghetto in Greater Manchester (not that I could point to it on a map)


    school/borstal boy stuff stuff really Red!
     
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    tunns®, Jan 17, 2012
  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not what I actually meant, but now you come to mention it.......................................;)
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jan 17, 2012
  6. Diadora Barnes storm

    Diadora Barnes storm Member

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    I think a BARREL of laughs is a bit of a stetch, more like a briefcase, and i´d be happy with that.
     
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  7. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    what have youse got against Manchester City fans then?
     
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    tunns®, Jan 17, 2012
  8. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    Would a wallet do? I could always go and nick one for ya!
     
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    Jonesey, Jan 17, 2012
  9. Diadora Barnes storm

    Diadora Barnes storm Member

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    well 2 toed sloths are actually faster than 3 toed sloths so i´d actually have even more time for you. what with the increased crawling speed and all.
     
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    Diadora Barnes storm, Jan 17, 2012
  10. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    Repeat after me...

    We all hate mancs & mancs & mancs
    mancs & mancs & mancs
    mancs & mancs & mancs
    mancs & mancs & mancs
    We all ****ing hate mancs

    Unlike you out-of-towners, these Blue ****e have got that appalling accent
     
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    Jonesey, Jan 17, 2012

  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Are you calling me a f..king crawler, you manc twat? <grr>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jan 17, 2012
  12. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    I like to use the term satellite town boys, it's where all the fun comes from, manchester can be dull at times.
     
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  13. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    can you get one made from sloth skin?


    two or three toed variety I'm not that fussed, I only posted this for a laugh.
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You slothist twat <ok>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I hope you all appreciate what I've done with this thread. Rufflad owes me a pint or six <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jan 17, 2012
  16. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    they had it coming
     
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  17. Diadora Barnes storm

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    Its "you" not "youse" oh my god this is outrageous I cant read you posts when there are so many grammatical errors in them. I only use the queens english in written & verbal communication don´t you know, especially at a match where I correct my fellow supporters use of English language.
     
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    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    But do you know where Daves dart board is ?

    If you don't then I doubt you have ever really met Dave and are infact faking that you know him.

    You've been owned bro <ok>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ? <doh>
     
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  20. Diadora Barnes storm

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    Wash your mouth out I`m certainly no manc :emoticon-0108-speec
     
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