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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Who?
     
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  2. Daveunited

    Daveunited Well-Known Member

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    Sky
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    SKY who?
     
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  4. SKY+

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    **** off Roger you Leeds Utd fan <ok>
     
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  5. Daveunited

    Daveunited Well-Known Member

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    <doh>
    oh dear
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Talking of Leeds, whatever happened to UIR I wonder?
     
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  7. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    He got with that lass who lives in a cave and has no internet access - in other words he ****ed us off <laugh>

    Probably got sick of unoriginal dickheads barking on about United fans not being from Manchester ( because all Liverpool fans are from Liverpool you know )
     
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  8. Swarbs

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    I had no choice - didn't have my magnifying glass with me...

    Ah, so he is twelve then. I hope you got sweats to bury him in a good hiding place once you'd finished buggering him. Probably isn't much room left under the patio by now.
     
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  9. Diadora Barnes storm

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    Bro seriously your a busted flush, your the one trying to prove your from manchester ! remember this:

    "3, It's you're, not your. And I'm not, I just happen to live here. I came here to go to college, you know, where people go for an education? Then again, why would you know that?
    I liked it here so I stayed but I am from Manchester and I know it, as does everyone else on this thread. Horrible little place called Eccles as it goes, about a mile from Old Trafford, feel free to google it"

    Like i said i didnt ask you where you were from you felt the need to tell me ! if someone questioned if i was a scouser id laugh it off as i obviously am, not get my knickers in a twist & try and prove it ! which is why i know your a lying plastic.

    I probably been to the blue bell more times than youve been to old trafford & its impossible NOT to know where the dart board is ! i dont like darts so how do i know where it is?

    One minute your banging onto me about where your from, the minute i question you about it im a bellend ! hahaha your a fake mate.

    My mate is from withenshawe but went to school in eccles (city fan dont worry), what school did you go to ?
     
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  10. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    Aw diddums, did the nasty man swear at you over the internet? In that case yes, I give you my permission to act like a twelve year old. Carry on <ok>
     
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  11. SKY+

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    Don't worry I'm taking a meat cleaver with me and if it comes within a foot of me it's history <ok>
     
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  12. Diadora Barnes storm

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    yeah he did, so i handed him his own ass on a plate.
    he's currently up to his ears in arsehole.
     
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  13. Manciniiiiiii

    Manciniiiiiii Well-Known Member

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    Just realised it's City v Wigan tonight, going for a 3-0 win for City, looks like United will be back to being three points behind. With United in rapid decline and Liverpool's resurgance, we could see ourselves battling with City for the main honours for years to come<cheers>


    Good times

    *****
     
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  14. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    What are you taking, I want some
     
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  15. Diadora Barnes storm

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    Rusholme Ruffian gone awfully quiet, was it something i said ?

    (long sniff).......I love the smell of plastic in the evening !
     
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  16. Sweats

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    I'd happily make room the sad ****. Clearly I'd have to dress him as Noel edmunds first then kill him then continue with the buggery whilst gluing grapes to myself all this done with a bit of Lionel Ritchie playimg in the back ground.
     
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  17. Manciniiiiiii

    Manciniiiiiii Well-Known Member

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    Nothing, just pointing out there is a game on. Just got in and found out, it cheered me up, City play good football - much better than the slop United serve up, anti football, boring as hell and then you have to put up with Fergie and the players trying to intimidate the ref, frankly, it's quite embarrasing, and then if the game is not going Uniteds way the fans start leaving after 60 mins. Very sad. City on the other hand are good team, good fans & very entertaining to watch, especially when Ballotelli plays.

    ***** Don't hate - congratulate!
     
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  18. Bloody Wanker

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    It's not the school holidays already is it?!
     
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  19. Sweats

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    Would imagine you would enjoy watching city over the dross your own mob have been serving up of late..
     
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  20. Manciniiiiiii

    Manciniiiiiii Well-Known Member

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    No, my favorite team to watch is certainly Liverpool, our style is usually very easy on the eye indeed. Quick tempo passing, will get better now that Stevie G is back. Probabally the best English player of his generation. Combine that with the flair of Suarez, what more could you ask for. What's nice is that we always play the game in a good sporting manner, and of course Dalglish is always such a gentlemen in his interviews. It really is quite refreshing in this day and age.

    It's great to be a fan of such a proud club.

    ***** Don't hate - congratulate
     
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