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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Diadora Barnes storm

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    Sounds like someones angry, sorry mate didnt mean to upset you. Maybe get your children to proof read your posts so i cant pick them apart in future....or you can ignore me ! the ultimate sign that your a bottle job. lol
     
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  2. Swarbs

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    A bottle job? You mean he's not a natural blonde???
     
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  3. Diadora Barnes storm

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    you can tell by the eyebrows you know !
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I'm not your mate.

    I can't work out whether you deliberately issue a post so riddled with utterly **** English whilst saying I should have mine proof written. Nah, you haven't got the wit to even consider that.

    Irony of the best type, someone who thinks they are smart proving incontrovertibly that they are not with every post they make.

    Great stuff, do keep it up.
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's very, very negative Zingy. Who do you think you are? MITO?
     
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  6. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I agree with him..............























    .. No i dont, just kidding
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Yes it's passed. I had a quiet one yesterday, but the sambucas still made an early appearance <doh>.

    With respect to the match, I got it the right way bround by all accounts!
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    One............:emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  9. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    sambucca eh?

    ever had a slippery nipple?
     
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  10. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    You definitely got it the right way round. I got up early with the little one to watch MOTD on Sunday morning, and the Liverpool match honestly sent me back to sleep! A high quality defensive effort by both sides <ok>
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I'm not the negatively charged electron to your positively changed proton you small h'd bottom feeder you.....

    I am just a realist... unrealistic expectations and fanciful dream will never win us a title, only top players, hard work and dedication will.












    Plus i am only teasing baout your small h&#8482;
     
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  12. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    He said person Red. Not some half man / half Hammerhead combo <ok>
     
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  13. Diadora Barnes storm

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    OOhh i bet that was in your "hard" voice too !!!! very chilling, it works for you, really it does !

    Just incase your children ARE proof reading this, i´ll keep the swearing to a minimum. When i said proof read i meant the content not the spelling, as obviously commenting on someones spelling is generally viewed as scrapping the bottom of the banter barrel, i´m sure you´ll agree. It´s Normally reserved for someone with nothing about themselves so they resort to a spelling mistake on a football banter page.

    No we got that cleared up, kind of renders the rest of your post pointless doesnt it!
     
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  14. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    I'm sure they are a band!
     
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  15. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    they're not, they're just amusing; but not in the way they're attempting to be.

    bless 'em.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Soapy tit ****..........................? Yeah I have. The landladyu used to knowck those out free as well. Now it's just sambucas and punch <ok>
     
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  17. Bloody Wanker

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    No, you theiving pikeys nicked them all.
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It was just in the interrests of humour MITO. Nothing else <ok>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Half man/half biscuit - Scousers I think.

    The Hammerhead <yikes>TM doesn't do anything by halves <ok>
     
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  20. Chief

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    Yeah, yeah. **** off.
     
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